#seriousfic

Alright, I think they blocked me because I can’t manually reblog this but god damn it I won’t be stopped.

Hey, @superman--thanksforasking or @huellbabineauxdefensesquad or whatever the fuck you call yourself, seriousfic, since you blocked me for annoying you with facts and logic, the next Vice President of the United States is going to be a woman of Black and Indian descent so:

Take this shit take and shove it up your ass while standing in a hole and peeing uphill until you drench your ankles and never bother anybody with your stupid ass again. The brave new world doesn’t need you or your ilk’s views any more.

You’re welcome.  I was happy I could help.  Hmmm… I don’t know anything about the book, but I did enjoy the story.  If you liked that one, another good one is “step into my office baby” by foxbones (though admittedly, I haven’t finished reading it yet).  I think I have 3 chapters to go.  But I do enjoy foxbones’ writing also.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7410304/chapters/16831594

The SQ office dynamic is so interesting, though, I think I’d like to read one where Emma is the boss.  Maybe a new regional manager that comes in and causes quite a stir.  She’s obviously not as tightly wound as Regina, more unconventional in her business methods.  And gosh does she drop Regina’s world into a tail spin!

The Queen’s Favor by Anamatics: I read this one all through in a day it’s over 100k, complete, An alternate season 1 curse breaking story in which Emma believes in the curse early on, and becomes the Queen’s knight. It’s captivating, rich and extremely creative. The only critique is it’s rated T, so the sexy times are not emphasized. Bonus: this author has a published book and she suggested the idea and helped write Carmilla.

The Payoff by Seriousfic: Set in the season 4 finale author AU land, Emma and Henry are trying to get Regina to go to Robin Hood. Emma offers kisses,  strip teases and more to very willing bandit Regina. This story is designated as complete, but I’d so like to read more, more, more. Per usual, with this author, the story and funny, touching and sexy.

Pure of Heart by bayloriffic: This story is incomplete, last updated oct 14, maybe we can petition the author to continue? Emma is a prostitute, and Regina hire her while she’s in Boston for the week to be her driver and to sex her up. It’s Pretty Woman and it’s extremely satisfying to read. the 5 chapters that exist so far.

Just Another Brick In the Wall by darkersky: This author has a unique writing style, it’s very understated, but conveys a punch of emotion all the same. Like that wedding song, “you say it best when you say nothing at all.” Emma is the new gym teacher, Regina is the vice president of the school and they have crushes on each other, but are too stubborn to stop being lonely. This is incomplete and last updated in january. I hope it’s continued.

Cops & Robbers by Deemn: I’m pretty sure this story broke the little Hits counter on A03 because it doesn’t display how many peeps have read this. Everyone hopefully is, and if not should. It took me a chapter or two to get into the story, but once I understood where it was going it’s one of the best I’ve ever read. Emma and Regina get fake married for Henry’s sake and legal purposes. It’s got a realness and humor about it that elevates it. Again, it hasn’t been updated since Feb, but I’m very patient for something this awesome.

Memory Cloud by Wily_one24: I find this story so fascinating. It plays with time and reality in an amazing way. The premise is 17 year old Emma comes to live with Regina when she adopts Henry because he has a stomach condition in which he has to  ingest his bio mother’s milk. The three build a family, but when Emma starts to get suspicious about the curse, Regina has to wipe her memory and replace it with the backstory we know from canon. Then Emma hits her head and starts to remember her old life raising Henry and being with Regina. Again, it hasn’t had an update since January, but nearly 60,000 words under the belt,  and they are all fabulous.  

Author: seriousfic

Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy

Rating: Teen

Pairings: Gen

Summary: Nothing says Christmas like trying to keep the two adopted daughters of a psychotic alien death-god from killing each other.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills Additional Tags: Vampires, Vampire Sex, Character Turned Into Vampire Summary:

After Emma comes back from the Enchanted Forest, she's disappointed to find out that that bat that bit her was more like a... vampire. Now a vampire herself, she goes to see Regina. If Regina can't cure her, then she could do with a little less blood. It's the least she can do after cursing everyone for 28 years.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Emma Swan, Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time) Additional Tags: Crack Summary: