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Day 2: Space prison:
"I knew this would happen. I knew and i still came back with you like the idiot that I am!"
Hiiii Seren! X3 That is a very nice combo~! Hope you like the drabble >:3
DAY 2 - Space prison + “I knew this would happen. I knew and I still came back with you like the idiot that I am!”
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With a cut-off swear and a grunt, he pulled himself up on the ledge.
Sans couldn't believe he was doing this instead of playing a couch potato in his spot in front of the vidcom on his spaceship. His sacrum itched for its usual spot in the sans-shaped hole he wore into that ugly green couch, and his non-existent throat begged for some nice cold ketchup. But alas, here he was, playing the hero. Again...
He was gonna make that bonehead Red pay his weight in ketchup after he gets his boney ass out of this mess.
Before he could think of more ways to make Red pay for getting them into this new mess, a ray of light flashed from in front of him. He was close so he had to be quiet.
Careful to not make any sounds, Sans snuck forward through the vent. This was the main reason why he was the one doing this and not Edge, he could fit in the small space. It was one of the very rare times he regretted his own petite height, cause it put more work into his lazybone lap.
With a few careful wiggles, he managed to reach the ventilation opening and peer through. Thankfully, he was at the right cell and didn't have to crawl around more than necessary.
He focused on the parts of the cell he could see from it's upper corner position, trying to make out if Red was alone or not. When he was sure he couldn't see or hear anyone, he gave a quiet knock.
Red's skull turned towards the sound immediately, then quickly darted around to make sure no one was nearby. Apparently assured, he quickly climbed a chair to peer into the vent, eyelights sparking and teeth flashing in a confident smirk.
Sans wasn't sure if he wanted to kiss or smack that grin of off Red's face.
The idiot was the one that got himself in this mess by starting another bar fight. Every time they had a clash with the local law enforcement, Sans was sure Red would be at least part of the reason for it if not the main cause.
"hurry sansy," Red spoke in a hush. "da law's gunnin' fer my ass."
With an eye roll, Sans started working on the inside hinges of the vent opening. Red was lucky this space prison was one of the older ones that still had the old ventilation shafts in place. They were designed to keep a prisoner in, not to keep someone out. Pretty stupid, but who could blame the designer from not thinking anyone was crazy enough to break into a high security prison.
Still stupid.
Too bad they were smart enough to upgrade their magic dampener technology.
Making quick work of the hinges and alarms connected to them, Sans had the vent open in record time. Red grabbed the vent cover from the other side and made sure it didn't make a noise.
"great job, sweetheart." Red leaned towards Sans' skull that was peering from the vent opening, non-existent lips puckered up for a kiss, only to end up with a bony palm smacking his face. "umph? wha'-"
"no what's red." Sans deadpanned at him. "you don't deserve it."
"ey' no! sweetheart!" The whine that followed those words almost broke Sans' resolve but he managed to keep strong.
"nope."
"... fine. but imma get one when we get out."
"we'll see. just don't get us in more trouble."
"wha'dya mean sweetheart?" Red innocently asked. "i ain't never done no such thing."
Just as he said that, his right hand shot up to his chest and he lost his grip on the vent cover. Sans watched the heavy thing slip from Red's hands in slow motion, doing one elegant spin before it hit the metal floor with one edge, then bounced off, hit a few more times and then spun and flopped around a few times until it stilled. The noise it made echoed through the cell and the space beyond it like an old huge church bell. Then went quiet. Sans and Red stayed frozen in their spot as everything quieted down, holding their breaths as they listened for any sound of movement from the hall beyond the bars of the door.
A moment passed and just as they were about to relax a new blaring noise started to scream through the prison.
Alarm.
Escape alarm.
"shit!" Red swore as he started climbing into the vent while Sans quickly crawled back.
Once Red was in and Sans managed to turn around they started quickly crawling through the vents. Hopefully, they would manage to get to the spot Sans used to infiltrate the prison, once there they would be safe.
"faster sansy!"
"i know!"
"yer gonna get us caught!"
“me?!" Sans couldn't stop the incredulity from making his voice pitch uncharacteristically high. "i knew this would happen. i knew and i still came back for you like the idiot that i am!”
That was the last straw.
Red was gonna pay extra for this.
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Hope you like it Seren!! :D
I admit I changed the line a little bit ("came back with you" into "came back for you") but my excuse is... I read it wrong when the idea sparked >.>;;;
I was sure it said for you XD
Welp, it's close enough ;P
