Dec 7, 2015
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He’s charmingly direct, isn’t he? I’m sold on this Thieves’ Guild venture already.
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He’s charmingly direct, isn’t he? I’m sold on this Thieves’ Guild venture already.
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Rez: Danger, Crow, Brynjolf. Danger: Rez, Crow, Brynjolf
“I’m marrying Danger. Can brothers get married? Whatever, marrying the big lug. And I probably shouldn’t kill my boss, so I guess I’ve got to give him the best night of his life. I’d say the upside to offing Bryn is that Marina’s going to need my strong, handsome arms to comfort her, but now I’m married to Danger, so there goes that plan.”
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The minotaur groans, scribbling down the names on parchment. Letters are harder than diagrams and schematics, but it’s mostly legible. He immediately puts a crossbow bolt in Brynjolf’s name, and then manages to draw a little symbol of Mara next to Rez’s. He leaves Crow’s name to stand for itself, offering a simple shrug.
sercrow replied to your post “I want to rob you. Again.”
I wouldn't say that. The pigs seemed to like the artichokes.
You...young man, you have an attitude problem and a, a stealing-things problem.
sercrow replied to your post “I simply don’t understand, why do people come all the way out to my...”
Welcome to Riften.
Hrmpf, well, I would greet you and this lovely city with a bouquet of artichokes but I can’t. Because people are selling my artichokes on the black market.
fontonascreen reblogged your post:ATTN MST3K Fangirls/boys/etc
I don’t understand the ship myself because I think putting them in a sibling relationship creates funnier and more...
LIKE I CARE IF THEY’RE “SIBLINGS”
THAT WON’T NESSESARILY PREVENT SHIPPINGS FROM HAPPENING
DAMNIT MST3K FANDOM I DON’T GET YOU
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ATTN MST3K Fangirls/boys/etc
Alright I'm finally gonna come out and ask.
Where the hell is the Crow/Servo slash and why is it not a thing?
Frankly I don't really give a hoot about JOIKE, but I think "SerCrow" would actually be pretty cute.  It's already kind of there with them anyway, hell Crow & Servo almost got married at one point. Bots need lovin’ too, y'know.
I want SerCrow and I want it now.
(Pssst zalianfletcher back me up on this)
sercrow:
To talk to you. Â Guild business, officially. Â
We’re worried about you.  Not about you, specifically, but what you’re doing.  There have been problems with trade caravans.  Caravans we needed.
[A grunt.] Now that does sound like somethin' to be worried about. I'm wonderin' just how you're gonna convince me to give a shit, though.