#sensitivelittlevorta rant

I'm doing this thing, where they analyse me to see what I'm capable in matters of working a job. Doesn't really matter what exactly, but for some reason they want me to write a 3 DIN A4-page-long story about one of three pictures. All nice and well, but, the thing is, they want me to do it kindergarten style with introduction, main part and conclusion. I'm writing fanfiction. I haven't written an introduction for more than 15 years or something. When I googled it, Google was literally finishing my sentences with "3. Klasse" "Grundschule". That's when I was 10 years old. And introduction apparently is like: you need to introduce the characters, when it plays, where it plays, etc. ?! That's literally writing a story like a little kid? "On a nice sunny Sunday I was in my room playing with my barbies. In a few hours I'm going to meet my friend Julia" I'm just writing this thing. I don't care if you never know when this is set or only realise the main characters are two girls after half a page. And the story ends, when the third page is full, and everyone goes home. Analyse that!

This whole "you don't have to preheat the oven" is so weird. It's always because "newer ovens heat fast" and all that. Our oven is from this century and it took like 10 Minutes to get to 150°C. There's no way so many people have such new ovens that they don't nees to preheat. If I wouldn't habe preheated it, and put in Pommes which are supposed to be done in 15 Minutes, they would still be fucking frozen after 15 Minutes! It's nice that people with good ovens don't need to do that, but whenever someone tells me I don't need to preheat my oven I want to serve them food made in there without preheating it, made in the time, the package says. Enjoy your raw food, you moron. Not everyone has a good oven like that. And they always act like I'm dumb for preheating 🙄 Sorry that I know my oven better than you do.

I just watched a video on YouTube, and when he said "remember to subscribe to the channel", YouTube highlighted the subscribe button 😭😭😭