#send things

Beanie Baby…✨

The LIST: Kuroo, Semi, Dabi, Shota Aizawa, Levi Ackerman, Sasuke Uchiha, Madara Uchiha…mhmm

“Hey, when was this movie made?” “The 80s, why?” “Oh I thought it was made 40 years ago.” “...I don’t know how to tell you this, but the 80s were 40 years ago.”

“Are you watching Jim Carrey’s Grinch?” “Yeah what, how did you-” “Don’t ask. Move over, I'm watching with you.”

“Wait, who raised him? Doesn’t he have parents?” “Yeah, the two women from the party.” “Two women-” “They’re lesbians.” “Okay.”

“Look, I might be stupid.” “Why didn’t you expect that a cop themed doughnut shop would support cops?” “I thought it was satire.”

*sliding into the room* “WAS THAT EWAN MCGREGOR?” “HOW DID- WHERE-WHAT?” “THAT’S MY OBI-WAN KENOBI BABY.”

“Please stop baking bread.” “No.”

“Are you mad at me?” “No, I’m mad at the dishes.” “Is it because I called your hobby stupid?” “Yes it’s because you called my hobby stupid.”

“I pulled every short straw in the gene pool.” “Untrue. You have good hair.” “Thanks, that doesn’t help my broken brain.”

“My therapist thinks I have ADHD.” “Pfft, I could have told you that.” “What?”

“Hey, I have a law question.” “You have more years of experience as an adult, why are you asking me?” “You tend to know shit like this. So in theory-”

“What kind of weirdass pen is this?” “That is a sonic screwdriver.”

“Are you watching a movie about lesbians?” “Yeah, you said it was good.” “Fair enough.”

“Can you please ask your kids to stop bullying me?” “It’s funny!”

“Hey I bought you chocolate milk.” “Thanks, I appreciate it. You know what I’d appreciate more?” “What?” “You with your pants on.” “I don’t want to put pants on.” “It is 6pm and still light out, go put your pants on.”

“I was gonna get a pride sign for the front yard, but the corporate logos make it ugly.” “Ah, yes. Rainbow capitalism strikes again.”

“I’m sorry, I just think your name sounds fake. Is it a nickname from something?” “I mean that is my name, but it’s also used as a nickname for _____.” “Oh, I thought it was going to be something like ________.” “... Buddy I’m about to make your night, but that’s my contact name in my friend’s phone.”

“I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY ANOTHER GOOSE. ANOTHER FUCKING GOOSE.”

“Hello, you denied that way too fast, wanna tell me something or…”

“Would you fuck an alien?” “I wouldn’t fuck a person to be completely honest with you.”

“Ma’am… is that a guinea pig?”

“Whatever you’re about to do, don’t even think about it.” “I’m so sorry.”

“I know what a diaphragm breath is, I was a band kid in middle school.”

“Do you drive a Jeep?” “Do I look like the type of person who would drive a Jeep?”

“This tastes like bubble gum medicine.” “I’m going to kick you out because now you’ve ruined it for me.”

“I will give you one guess as to what you forgot to do.”

“How was I not the one that started gay drama at the family dinner? I’M THE GAY ONE.”

“What’s the fucking… garbage cookie? Dumpster cookie?” “Compost cookie?” “COMPOST COOKIE.”

“So I forgot to tell everyone except for like two people that I was getting a tattoo and I’ve gotten yelled at so much this week.”

“Would you believe me if I said I didn’t mean to make my files bisexual themed?”

Ah, that's actually a hard one... And not because I'm not proud of anything. I'm actually proud of ALOT recently! 😁 And a few older ones, of course. (Ask me that a few years ago and you have gotten the opposite- im getting better mentally!!)

But... Man, I dunno... the most PROUD of...??? I guess I'm not too wholly proud of my writing to add that, but I guess overall pride would probably come from a single piece that i actually didn't even do much to, simply because it was a Screenshot edit-

Beast in the Halls

I'm proud of this because it took me SO long to 'render' and get right, and I've always wanted to do something like this! Getting it to look right was hell, and i figured out the hard way that there's a green overlay for the factory, or at least that part of it from the lighting and walls. Lighting and composition aren't exactly my strong suits... 🥲

I know its not the best compared to others, since there was a popular artist I had taken inspiration from who did their OC in the Castle, but I really do eventually want to try my hand at more because... I mean, it was a pain, but it was FUN.

Asks were originally off until the blog was deemed ready and have since been turned on. Send things in!

Mod thanks @the-playing-card-system for the reminder.