@semistable
he wakes at the bottom of a chasm, and worryingly, it isnāt the first time thatās happened. except this time, heās actually with someone, and thatās always nice. not that having someone else fall down into a chasm with him is nice, because thatās not fun for anyway, but itās nice not to be alone.Ā
he gets to his feet, dusting himself off, and takes a look at the opening of the chasm ( HAH, AND IF THAT AINāT A EUPHEMISM ) trying to gauge if they can climb out or not. doesnāt look like it, if he had to take a brief estimate, and it looks like the only other exit is āĀ
ah. past the big hoard of nasty six-armed bastards.
Ā Ā Ā Ā ā OKAY, we can do this. weāre both strong, handsomeĀ men, and probably pretty capable at kicking ass if our movies are anything to go by. i believe in us. why shouldnāt i believe in us? look at you, youāve got that fucking coolĀ metal arm, and iāve got my girls.Ā āĀ
he reaches behind his back and pulls out his two katanas ( BEA AND ARTHUR, HIS GOLDEN GIRLS ) before he brandishes one of them in the direction of the hoard, though his attention and his body stays turned towards bucky.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā ā ONWARDS, sweet prince, for today we go into battle. we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, yada yada yada, winston churchill was a racist, the end. say it with me now: MAXIMUM EFFORT.Ā āĀ
and heās off, heading towards the closest outrider āĀ ā GET FUCKED, you resident evil looking motherfuā ā and promptly gets his head torn clean off his body, which is then thrown back towards bucky. it rolls along the ground before coming to a stop at buckyās feet.Ā









