#selix

this was funny to me

Selix moodboard

Requested by: anon

Jake: disgusted

Felix: unbothered

Sam: their biggest supporter (also a goofball)

Andy: sad that he’s not making out with Jake

#1

Jake: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Andy does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Felix: If Andy were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Andy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Sam: You jump off a cliff! Felix: Gladly, provided Andy did first.

#2

Sam: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). Felix: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). Jake: How are you talking like that in real life? Felix: Witchcraft (derogatory).

#3

Sam: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Andy doesn't take me seriously enough. Jake: "Sometimes"? Felix: "Enough"? Sam: Felix: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

#4

Andy: The first time I ever got upset in front of Felix, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Felix: I was doing both, for your information. Sam: The first time Felix hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

#5

@idkdrarryig here, welcome to my shiny new blog! This page will be dedicated solely to the fanfiction I post here and on AO3, which you can find here. I wanted some degree of separation with the two so I can keep shit posting without burying my fics. Currently commissioning a dear friend of mine for a pfp and such so the blog will look bare until then (I promise I’m not a porn bot), she’s not on this hell site but you can support her here!