Nowhere Boys incorrect quotes
Jake: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Andy does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Felix: If Andy were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Andy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Sam: You jump off a cliff!
Felix: Gladly, provided Andy did first.
Sam: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Felix: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Jake: How are you talking like that in real life?
Felix: Witchcraft (derogatory).
Sam: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Andy doesn't take me seriously enough.
Jake: "Sometimes"?
Felix: "Enough"?
Sam:
Felix: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.
Andy: The first time I ever got upset in front of Felix, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Felix: I was doing both, for your information.
Sam: The first time Felix hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
Oscar: Jake won’t wake up, what do I do?
Felix: Did you try kicking him?
Oscar: Yes.
Felix: I’m out of ideas.