#selfworthscattered

ahahah are you even going to bother goin to uni today?

Unfortunately I have to to change culture media, but not til three

just read that as sat around eating noodles and watching sex ahahah nice

ahaha good luck gawjus hope everything goes well xxxxx

LMAO i love you. glad you had a good night xo

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING PERFECT AS FUCK SHIRT OMG

Mwahaha

send them to mars to die with no supplies. like seriously. what if the company who sends the astronauts up goes broke. those people are stuffed.

My dear colleague:

I have recently been made aware of suspicious activity at several libraries in the area, and, as a precaution, I have twisted the arms of several of my most trusted associates to stand guard outside. When you arrive, you will find a tall or short man or woman wearing a sweater that may be striped horizontally or vertically. If he or she hands you a flyer (on pink or green paper) that advertises free tutoring services, leave the do not enter the building, and seek shelter at the nearest gas station. If  not, you may enter the library. (If the guard is not there, either you have arrived too late, he or she is sleeping, or he or she has been killed. Enter at your own risk.)