#selfrighting

Standing there at a street corner carrying a rather large and heavy pane of glass certainly made her look rather dumb but it was certainly all a part of her plan. The woman held a smile as she scanned the crowd for someone easily fooled before setting her sight upon the young girl.

With each right step, a squelching sound would decide to resonate. At first it seemed like it was all just in his head-- a mere fragment of imagination, so he disregarded it. Hands residing in his hollow pockets, his stature upright. Continuously chiding to himself that this wasn’t worth sweating over. But as time passed, it increasingly became more aggravating, the sound heightening with every step. He gritted his teeth in vexation and taking a quick turn into a nearby vacant space. Having had no intentions of losing his mind anytime soon, he propped himself aloft a brick wall to maintain his balance.

Lifting his leg and promptly afterwards grabbing the sides of his boot, the general location being where his calves would be located, to gain a better insight on the culprit below. Which happened to be a severely compressed hamburger that was beyond recognizable. Not having the slightest memory where he had encountered such a travesty, all he could do was shrug and move on.