#selflock

   ( “I don’t know, Mr. Wayne. I don’t think it’s a good idea. We don’t know what he wants.” )

             ( “How dangerous can he be? He’s just standing there? I’m on my way.” )

Bruce did up the cuffs of his shirt, stepping gracefully around the side of his desk. If nothing else, this stranger interloper in the lobby was an excuse for him to switch off the lights a few minutes early. He had a dinner meeting with an important client, but that was still hours away. He could use the break.

Sex with an alien. That was certainly a new one.

Selim was surprised at how not strange the experience was. Had he been none the wiser, Selim wouldn’t just assumed he was fellating an average human male. An above-average human male, sure, but a human male nonetheless.

His mouth slurps up at Cyrus’ thick cock like a popsicle, the slightest bit of dribble escaping his lips as he looks up at his paramour with a seductive smirk. 

𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 :

Working voltage : 12V to 125V

Power rating : 5A

Type : SPST

Application : Momentary

Color : multicolor

Self lock

Hard plastic body

Highly insulated

Sometimes Selim utilized his unique talent of slinking around the city not to steal lavish luxury items, but rather, follow someone who managed to catch his eye. A man with expensive taste like Selim wasn’t easy to hook, but this guy? Something about him seemed... strange. Almost otherworldly.

Selim stalked (what a nasty little word, stalked) his mark around town, keeping his distance enough to avoid being detected, but not too far to obscure the man’s handsome face from his line of sight. It was a tricky, thin line to balance --- but then again, he was Cat-man.

When the man tailed into an alleyway, Selim wasn’t far behind, jumping atop a ledge as he watched his target proceed. Little did he know, however, that under his step was a strategically-placed pebble, falling to the ground with a loud chink. 

Crap.

Looking down at the face as it leant upward to see him, Selim offered a cheeky grin. “Frankly, I’m surprised it took you so long to notice you were being followed, Lover Boy.”

Again.

So much.

Our ship name is Sierrlock.

Or Jolmes.

Take your pick.