What I'm learning from this blog is that Fred, you need to try new things. Plus one can of tuna, coming at you, and c'mon down into the kitchen, we're gonna see if we can get you to make a tuna turnover.
(Oddly specific food, Ik, but I remember someone brought it up on the tag ages ago? I forgot who it was, an OC blog I think. Doesn't matter, it's just what I'm thinking about. :))
... w-whuh?
The maws do less of opening the can and more of tearing it apart.
I don't. Uh. No?? F-for one, Facetaker is in that room, and I'm not going anywhere near him. Uh. No... no thank you. Some other time, perhaps. Once he's... not there. Maybe.
And I still don't think I'd make a very good cook...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 18 damage!]
