Jul 21, 2014
After a rather hilarious night of 4 v Zerg WvW...
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After a rather hilarious night of 4 v Zerg WvW...
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Asura of Affluence
Seletii has many things! Her gems and jewels and coins and rings, And all the gladness that gold brings— It’s of these wonders this song sings Light agleam anoints her gown, Her ever-scarlet hair lies down Beneath a glinting crafted crown To frame a mien ever lown. And for her feet do black shoes shine, For to complete her set design. Yes, naught in Tyria is too fine To suit the Seletii divine. Where is she now? Look, the sky! What richness lets asura fly? Seletii’s! below we cry The answer as she wafts on by— Upon an airship, through the blue, Our heroine takes in the view: The world below, hers to pursue Without a word or thought to rue. With her wealth she leaves the ground For contentedness she’s found, In gold and grace her visage bound, And revels in her pelf profound. Yes, Seletii has many things! Treasures for the likes of kings, Like capes and mechanical wings— It’s of these wonders this song sings.
Calumny
Chydder: Dust bunny.
Seletii: Grease-head.
Chydder: DUST BUNNY.
Seletii: GREASE-HEAD.
Chydder: KILDAIR.
Seletii: KILDAIR!
Chydder: She called me--
Seletii: He--
Kildair: Yes, I heard.
Chydder: Outrageous, disrespectful tripe.
Seletii: Complete nonsense!
Kildair: There have been some serious accusations by both parties.
DIY
Kildair: She creates brilliant replicas.
Seletii: Replica money?
Sheiix: Yeah, I could do that with the right stuff, I guess.
Seletii: ... And you're depressed -why-?
Seletii: We're rich!
Amendment
Emily Lux: Then I'll go back to my previous, repeated statement.
Emily Lux: No.
Seletii: Would you consider changing that statement to "Yes"?
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Ballot
Tomm Needleheart: Who is this kid? You know him?
Edwin Irvine: Nah. Some Asura.
Seletii: He's running for -minister-.
Edwin Irvine: Shit, I didn't even know I was allowed to vote.
Prescription
Seletii: Well! How about we just give him tiny plastic capsules that do nothing! Like a placebo! Chydder: I think that's what we're planning on doing. Seletii: Then I'm a -genius-! Chydder: Hah! Chydder: I think you mean, *we're* a genius. Miru Gai feels her head hurting.