Son. I have returned for you. With snacks and enough supplies to build a pillow fort the likes of which the world has never seen. Help me build it. It will put both royal castles to shame and make your father take DAYS to find us and disturb our nap.
“Mother, this is a ridiculous amount of pillows... where did you even get all of these?”
Even as he speaks, he’s beginning to construct the fort.










