THE FOXHOLE COURT: DECEMBER 10-DECEMBER 16
ONLINE:
âResults in the Southeastern District came right down to the wire, but with the Foxes beating the Gamecocks 5-2 and the Jackrabbits beating the Dolphins 3-2, the Foxes inched ahead in the tiebreaker, pulling them ahead of the Jackrabbits for the fourth and final spot in the Spring Championshipsâby a single goal.â
âHow does it feel for the Foxes to make it to Championships for the second year in a row? âItâs amazing,â said junior striker Leo Duarte, who played for the first time since October after breaking his hand in a game against the Ravens. Perhaps even more shocking than the Foxes pulling off a last-minute victory was Duarte, who scored his first goal after a season marred by injury and poor play. On Friday, the relief was palpable: 'Iâm really hoping that there will be more goals from me come Championships,â Duarte added.â
âFreshman backliner Basil Walcott, seemed to agree, when he wasnât sniping with reporters. âThe Foxes are champions: never forget that,â Walcott said. Bold words from a player whose team, prior to last year, hadnât even qualified for the Championships anytime in recent memory. Weâll see if the Foxes are able to back up those words come January.â
- COLLEGE EXY ONLINE, âSOUTHEAST SHOWDOWN: FOXES EKE OUT VICTORY.â
âThe 2018 regular season is in the books, and after a season of ups and downs and some incredible upsets, we know who will be fighting for the Class I title in the new year:â
âSoutheastern District: 1) The Edgar Allan Ravens; 2) The Breckenridge Jackals; 3) The Belmonte Terrapins; 4) The Palmetto State Foxes. Even with the top two spots falling into predictable place, the Southeast was more competitive than ever this year, and after the dust settled on a photo finish, the surprise victors were none other than the Foxes, who just managed to sneak into fourth place and back into the Championships for a second year in a row.â
âNortheastern District: 1) The Ohio State Buckeyes; 2) The Penn State Lions; 3) The Boston Terriers; 4) The Depaul Blue Demons; 5) The Binghampton Bearcats. The story in the Northeast is the story of the rise of the Buckeyes, who took first place in their district for the first time in historyâbut also the story of the fall of the Lions, who just barely managed to hold onto second place, after losing their entire coaching staff in the wake of scandal. But this story could be gearing up for a twist: in the odds bracket for the first time, the Buckeyes will have to fight through the other top-ranked teams to get to the semi-finals, while the Lions will have a much easier path through the evens bracket.â
âSouthwestern District: 1) The UT Longhorns; 2) The UNLV Rebels; 3) The Arizona Sundevils; 4) The Baylor Bears. The Longhorns continue to hold onto the top spot, as the Sundevils continue to fall just short in their quest for past greatness, falling behind not only the Longhorns but the surging Rebels as well.â
âNorthwestern District: 1) The USC Trojans; 2) The UC Davis Aggies; 3) The Washington State Cougars; 4) The UCLA Bruins; 5) The Idaho Vandals. While the rest of the districts have seen some upheaval, the Northwest remains predictableâsave for the Vandals, who qualified for the Championships for the first time since making the jump to Class I in 2015.â
- COLLEGE EXY ONLINE, âWELCOME TO THE CHAMPIONSHIPS: YOUR TOP 18 TEAMS.â
âSadly, since the Foxes pulled out a win, we canât offer you any Fox tearsâbut can we interest you in a Vixen absolutely eating it over and over and over again? Thatâs right, weâve got the gif, and weâve been staring at it nonstop since Friday. Just when you thought this squad couldnât be any more embarrassing, they find a way to pull it off. What is that saying again? Laughter (at others) is the best medicine? Take it from us, this will do the trick.â
âIt looks like two other Foxes have taken each other off the marketâfor now. We canât say weâre surprised when two filthy rich trainwrecks hook up, but it does seem like an exercise in narcissism, doesnât it? And if this party boy can keep it in his pants for his new lady love, weâll be shocked.â
âThe victorious Foxes might have tried to keep us out, but weâve got gossip for you anyway. And weâve got a riddle: whatâs sloppy and drunk and red all over? Yelling at one boy, disappearing for some private time with another girl, and ending up with someone else at the end of the night? Seems like someone was busy.â
- FOXWATCH, YOUR SOURCE FOR GOSSIP AT PALMETTO STATE UNIVERSITY
ON CAMPUS:
Even with finals rapidly approaching, the Palmetto campus is awash in orange and good spirits: and with both the Exy and football teams heading into their respective Championships, the stupid body seems willing to hop on the Exy bandwagon and temporarily claim the Foxes as their own.
With their spot in the Championships secure and no Exy left to play this semester, the Foxes enter into an abbreviated practice schedule, allowing them to maintain their conditioning and keep their on-court skills sharp, but still recover from their push to the postseason and conserve some energy for the coming Championships, where there will be a lot more brutal Exy to play.
The host for this yearâs Winter Banquet is none other than the Edgar Allan Ravens. After an undefeated season that saw them squarely on top of the Southeastern District once more, the Ravens will welcome teams from both the Southeastern and Northeastern Districts into Castle Evermore on Saturday, December 15.
Of all the teams in the Foxesâ district, none are further away than Edgar Allan, and the over seven hour journey is a reminder of whatâs to come next semester, when they take on even farther-flung teams.
With their banquet attire in tow, the Foxes and Vixens meet in the Court parking lot on Saturday morning to begin their journey. While they have no desire to stay in Ravens country for longer than they have to, the cumbersome journey means theyâll be staying overnight, and so when they arrive in West Virginia they check into their hotel and begin getting ready for the evening ahead.
(Further details about the Winter Banquet will be posted on Friday night!)











