salutations, salute, shalom and hello my fellow peers. This blog is my own little happy fun time place. Each week you'll be seeing at least one to however-many-I-feel-like-posting original pieces of whatever-the-fuck-i-think-might-be-socially-palatable-or-even-slightly-interesting-to-others, as well as links-to-things-I-like and hard-core-porno-graph-y.

I'm a full-time student in Melbourne, Australia and I study Arts of the Fine Kind. From time to time I'll publish stories or links as I do them, and I hope you'll join me as I embark on the journey of a lifetime, push the conventions of reality, delve into the Sixteenth Dimension, shit on Schrodinger's Cat's Face and blow your fucking minds with every word that comes out of my gorgeous, gorgeous mouth.