#sebalpha

I GET SO DEFENSIVE WHEN PEOPLE CALL DARREN SHORT YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND BC I’M 5’1” AND THAT MAKES ME TINY.

Don’t think that’s exactly a good idea these days, Santana. I may or may not have made quite a few friends. Don’t think they would just sit on the sidelines if I died, would they?

If you're trying to scare me into changing my mind, you are doing a piss poor job. I would have expected better from someone who's mean streak is supposed to rival my own. Chalk it up to yet another disappointment on your part. If there was an Olympic sport for failure, you'd win the gold, buddy. Congratulations!

Give me one good reason I shouldn't rip your throat out. And by good, I mean convincing. 

Dear Sebastian,

It's a shame they'll be abandoned yet again once you're dead. My pack is still double your size, and I'm still going to kill you.

You might want to avoid going anywhere on your own. You never know when you'll run into a big, bad, wolf.

Toodles,