So, he’s talking about Bokuto and just think about Bokuto acting like that in a romantic relationship. More specifically, just think about Bokuto acting like that in a romantic relationship with Akaashi.
Something like
“WHY YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY TEXTS OMG YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME AREN’T YOU!!???!!” “Bokuto-san, my phone died. I’m not going to break up with you.” “OH THANKS GOD YOU STILL LOVE ME OMGGG”
...poor Akaashi, he must be so done.









