#sdwm

- I Got U re-write: AU four years post-breakup where Louis is a DJ for Radio 1 and his ex-girlfriend is international folk rock superstar Fearne Phillips.

- No One Does It Better re-write: OU where Niall becomes best friends with a four-year-old spitfire named Grace as he falls in love with her mother Harper

- Settle Down With Me: sequel to I’ll Be Your Safety

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Niall did it one time when they went to California Adventure. He ended up scaring himself more than Ronnie. After that, she’s made a point to jokingly do it when they get to the very top. He usually closes his eyes and uses her full name to try to get her to stop. It’s funny because he knows she’s going to do it but it still catches him by surprise when it’s happening.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

In this relationship, Niall is the Andy Dwyer and Ronnie is April. He jokes about how Ronnie has a crush on him because there is a tiny part of him that doesn’t believe it could be possible for a girl like her to be in love with someone like him. They aren’t married yet but she still has to remind him that obviously she has a crush on him. She wouldn’t be dating him otherwise.

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Even though Niall can be somewhat of a man child sometimes, Ronnie is often the food fight starter. He instigates it though. He’ll push her to the point where she just wants him to leave her alone so she’ll grab a handful of grapes or an apple or anything else readily available to chuck at him. The fight doesn’t stop until he gives up and that usually is pretty quick.

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

When they are in the car, cleaning house, painting or in the shower, she initiates the sing-a-longs. But when they are drunk, it’s all him. His go to is 90s-00s R&B.

She likes Niall’s voice better than her own but he could listen to her sing for hours. She thinks he’s crazy for it.

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

Ronnie is permanent shot gun unless she’s designated driver, which happens when he’s drunk and also when he’s hungover.

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

If she starts playing with his hair when he’s laying on her lap, he’s down for the count. When he’s come back from tour and hasn’t had decent sleep, he plop down on the couch and have her cuddle him. It doesn’t take long for him to be out like a light. She’s got a comforting aura and that’s something he finds really soothing.

She’s tried carried him to bed once. She ran his head into a wall and nearly died from laughter. After that, they started a no carrying rule. They will either wake the person up so they can walk on their own or sleep on the couch for the night.

21) Who cuts the others hair?

Niall trimmed her hair once. He got distracted and cut a bit too much off. He didn’t want to show her at first because he thought she was going to cry. The only reason he offered to do it was because he didn’t understand why she needed to spend an obscene amount of money to get an inch or two off. He felt guilty so he immediately called Elliott over to come fix it.

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

Ronnie Elliott

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not…

Veronica…

Of course I’m being bloody sarcastic!!!

I knew Lou was kinky but I didn’t know he was that kinky

Fuck off. I’m traumatized.

Why??

We were packing for the new house and then he started getting frisky with me

Next thing I know we are shagging by me nan’s fine china and the roll of wrap got under us

Things started to pop off

Get it?!

I’m being serious Ron

I’m sorry. That sounds real uncomfortable

It was and it was just too loud

And extra sweaty I imagine

0/10 do not recommend

This is just too much. I’m picturing now

Worst part is I think he actually enjoyed it more than he normally does

Fuck 😂😂😂😂

I know 😞

Anyways can we go get lunch so I can get my mind off this?

“Veronica, I need you to come home please.” His voice was panicked.

She readjusted the phone on her ear. “What’s wrong Ni?”

“Baby H is making a weird noise and I don’t know what’s wrong.” Niall explained. “I’ve fed her, we’ve bathed her, and we have her favorite Baby Mozart cd playing and nothing is working.”

“Michael even tried his little peek-a-boo trick and that didn’t work.” He added.

“Slow down dude.” Ronnie said softly. “What kind of noise is it?”

“I don’t know. The books didn’t cover this.” Niall said worried.

“Should have gotten an audio book about babies then.” Ronnie sassed.

“Veronica! This is serious.” Niall grumbled. “I thought you going back to work for a bit was a good idea but it proved that I can’t handle a baby on me own.”

“You’ve already helped raise the boys. You are great with Lou’s babies. You are a great uncle. You are fine.” Ronnie replied reassuringly. “Now what does it sound like?”

“Honestly it’s like a grunt but a grumble at the same time. I dunno.” He said.

“You fed her?” Ronnie asked trying to think of what it could be.

“Yes we did.” Niall sighed. “I called my mum but she was busy.”

“She isn’t close by either so that wouldn’t have helped.” Ronnie mumbled.

“Ron. Please. I’m trying here. I googled stuff but it just made things worse and now I’m worried I broke her.” He admitted shyly.

“Where is she right now?” Ronnie asked.

“In the rocker thing in the living room with the boys.” Niall said.

“Go over there and put it on speaker phone.” Ronnie said.

“You want me to like put the phone up to her?” Niall asked timidly.

“Not like on her but just close enough so I can hear.” Ronnie sighed.

“Okay, switching now.” Niall said fiddling with his phone. “Can you hear me?”

“Yeah.” Ronnie’s voice echoed through the small room.

“Mom! Dad broke Baby H.” Oli, their son, called out.

“Oliver, really?! What happened to not telling her.” Niall sighed.

“She was gonna find out sooner or later.” Their son replied.

“Mom, we tried to burp her after we fed her but nothing came out.” Michael stepped in. “Dad thought maybe she wanted a bath so we gave her one.”

“Has she pooped yet?” Ronnie asked.

The three boys looked at each other confused. No one had an answer.

“Hello?” Ronnie asked worried about the silence.

“We don’t know.” Niall admitted. “I mean that’s what this could be.”

“Brilliant. You three go poop more than anyone I know and you didn’t think to check to see if the newborn baby had gone to the bathroom after she was fed.” Ronnie replied sarcastically.

“She usually cries when she has to go.” Niall replied embarrassed.

“Or she makes the noise that she’s making right now.” Michael mumbled.

“Sorry Mom! Have fun at work. Tell Uncle Harry we say hi.” Oli called out trying to salvage the situation. “Love you.”

“Love you too. Be careful.” Ronnie called back. “Ni?”

“Yes love?” He said taking the phone off speaker.

“Stop worrying so much. You’re doing a great job.” Ronnie said sweetly.

“Thanks. I’m sorry.” Niall replied.