sdv bachelor/ettes and how they'd play dnd bc this is my blog okay
abigail: tiefling hexblade warlock, minmaxes but everyone forgets because she tries to flirt with every npc, yells she has darkvision every time darkness is mentioned
sebastian: forever dm, somehow half his bbegs are edgy necromancers and no he will not take constructive criticism about it
sam: half-elf bard, just wishes sebastian would make the bbeg a dragon for ONCE, is not a horny bard, makes fun of the edgy necromancers in and out of character
penny: gnome cleric, plays the healer/support and does it exceptionally well, thanks the dm every time without fail
alex: human fighter, the tank who never participates in making the plans but deals a good slashing so it's okay, goes to the bathroom just before his turn in combat
haley: high elf sorcerer, was blackmailed into playing and is somehow now the face of the party, wants to make sure everyone understands her character is hot
emily: kenku druid based on her parrot, experiences 0 struggles roleplaying a mimic character and it's both upsetting and delightful, has sewn her own dice bag and regularly fishes out crystals instead of dice
shane: dragonborn rogue (doesn't understand optimization), has rolled initiative against party members because they didn't trust him, at least he hasn't tried to pickpocket them (yet), doesn't confirm he can be at the session but is always there
leah: firbolg ranger, rolls to forage anytime there's a forest involved, has accidentally poisoned party members by way of poor roll, is always late by at least 15 min and doesn't mention it or apologize
elliott: air genasi paladin, makes speeches about his god all the time, has written pages and pages of backstory and doesn't understand why the dm hasn't plugged it into the campaign yet
maru: changeling artificer, no one understands what she's up to until it's over (even the dm) but it's always brilliant and chaotic/insane, owns a whole box of dice, would make a fantastic dm if she tried
harvey: vedalken wizard, first time he cast fireball he flamed half his party by accident, owns all the physical guidebooks, really wants to multiclass but can't pick a second class











