Scytheforceee

Listen I know windforce is (most likely) a Aroace queen but the idea of Scythe pulling a “I fucked your mom shitlips.” To banhammer will always be funny to me.

BROKERHEART

They put aside their differences for the sole purpose of messing with people and scamming the elderly

Broker called fishing "boring asf" once and Darkheart held his head underwater for a minute and a half

Broker collects small bits of Darkheart's horns whenever they get chipped. he's keeping them in a display case at the church.

He still thinks Darkheart is a false god

They insult each other (but like the way besties insult each other)

they dont get super physical or cuddly with each other, its rare to even see them hold hands

KATANABRAND

Firebrand is so clingy... so so clingy... like full on just drapes himself over Katana randomly and Katana just kinda. has to deal with it. sometimes he pushes Firebrand off if he's in the middle of cleansing the corruption

Firebrand vents to Katana abt what happened to the Lost Temple and how he feels guilty about all the lives he took. Katana does not know how to feel abt it...

Katana was initially gonna try killing Firebrand. it.. didnt work out that way :3

Firebrand is constantly fussing over Katana's wounds even if it's a mild bruise or rash

He trails behind Katana a lot but REFUSES to follow him if he goes to Lost Temple territory

Katana introduced Firebrand to Hyperlaser. They were just polite to each other but Hyperlaser was pretty obviously on edge and wary.

SCYTHEFORCE

Scythe got with Windforce at first just to annoy Ban Hammer but then she started thinking lesbian things abt her

Ban Hammer doesn't know that they're together, just thinks Scythe is flirting to fuck with him

Scythe teases Windforce a lot. Windforce usually is unamused by this.

Windforce likes to just randomly scoop Scythe up and catch her off guard, she thinks its funny

The Lost Temple insignia on Scythe's hat reminds Windforce of Firebrand and she gets a bit defensive abt it sometimes

try defending your otps in the comments...if u dare....

She, of course, knew how to play and was in the noobs team. I, of course, never played and, to this day, don't understand how to. ...so after 3 hours of fightin' back n forth I just told her to finish me.