#scuzz nishimura

A little Scuzz to bring me joy. Tumblr probably absolutely destroyed the quality but oh well

(inspired by @wreegis’s design)

ALSO?? The lack of Scuzz/Drumbot beta/Stowaway fans are killing me 😭

Like Beta is SO drawable!!! So Designed!!!!!!

- only existing scuzz fan anon

i own the url @scuzz-nishimura. anon if you want it (to use as a primary blog handle, not just 2 hoard, i am hoarding it & if someone is going 2 hoard it i want it to be me) you can dm me at @garecc and we can arrange it changing hands.

(i also own @drcarmilla but im just bragging at this point i think) (this one is not eligible for trades i use it as a testing blog for themes)

anyway:

Scuzz is a mechanism

Scuzz's mechanism? unknown

Scuzz is a Ninja

Scuzz is in lashings

Uses she/her in the fiction

Scuzz and JDV have an antagonistic relationship and i think it deserves more highlighting. She just harasses him

was on cello

i mean we knew that from images and discord messages but jess says that in this blog post

according to ben below in a 2019 era discord message:

Scuzz was our cellist while we were "Dr. Camilla and The Mechanisms" but split before we did our own albums"

(other notes from that message are:

Drumbot Beta was a one off stand in drummer for an early gig I couldn't make And the Stowaway is a more frequent stand in on a few instruments, mostly in the Edinburgh fringe

See Scuzz behind carmilla! There she is. Look at her

Ninja

From The Bifrost Incident Credits on Bandcamp:

Thanks to the following for the use of their voices: John Henry Falle, Maki Yamazaki, Scuzz, Jessica Law, CN Lester, Frances K Watson, Alexander J Newell, Martin Corcoran, Alice Young, Paul Shapera

theyre in there. in the ending segment. somewhere. somewhere. somewhere.

JAPANESE. THATS IMPORTANT

fluent in japanese

ninja

no known backstory song. no known backstory other than Ninja

Brian- only reason they still eat, cooks PERFECTLY, will poison food if mad and on EJM

Jonny- He sometimes burns water.

Toy- if you give it a recipe, it can follow it well. If not, you’re going to end up with it’s best try… which is burnt toast and tea

Tim- He can make decent fish and chips but that’s it

Ashes- they cook perfectly well. But as soon as they’re done they just… set whatever they cooked on fire.

Nastya- Everyone assumed she could cook, based on raised as a princess and all. After she fed one octokitten, no one let her near the kitchen.

Marius- it’s gonna be the prettiest food you’ve ever seen but then it tastes like shit

Ivy- She’ll follow the recipe perfectly step by step but it’s so picture-perfect it isn’t really good

Raphaella- she’ll turn whatever she’s cooking into a scientific experiment

Lyf- CAN cook, and their food is really good. But they hate it. And won’t ever cook.

Stowaway- not fully convinced it eats, much less cooks

DrumBot Beta- the one who taught Brian how to cook

Scuzz- You’ll never taste sushi better than theirs

Carmilla- cooking? So you… heat up the neck before biting? I don’t get it?

1) The Brian poisoning the crew propaganda is spreading...

2) Jonny is just like us fr ← has genuinely fucked up boiling water once.

3) Do you think that sometimes Lyf would cook solely because they miss food from home but then would get too emotional about it