#scully pls

- Scully: “So all those abductee women from last season that for once we didn’t forget about have the same cancer as me?” “Yeah.” “And they all died?” “Yeah” “And they were all treated for said cancer by the same doctor?” “Yeah” “Well shit sign me the hell up!” Scully pls

- Scully’s Dying Consumptive Emo-Girl voiceover entries.

- Skinner: MULDER I FORBID YOU TO MAKE A DEAL WITH CSM TO SAVE SCULLY’S LIFE HE IS EVIL AF

- Skinner: /immediately makes deal with CSM to ‘save Scully’s Life’

- Mulder gettin REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT Shapeshifty Bounty Hunter what is this the third time this year?  JFC.

- Scully: “Oh Woe Is Me I Feel That I am Dying Mulder if You Read This I Wish You to Know that My Last Thoughts Were of--oh hai Mulder.”

02:34 am.  These kinds of stake outs were long and arduous, and she’s been sitting in silence for close to an hour, watching Mulder chew on the straw from his iced tea.  Oral fixation.  

“Mulder...” here it comes, she broke the silence, “If a UFO is identified...is it still considered a UFO?”

not my fault im allergic to cinnamon