#script v1

(This doesn’t reflect my feelings btw I just thought it would be a fun quote to do)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Melody: A,E,E,E,E,C,E,C,E,A,E,C,E,B,E,G,A,E,E,E,A,E,E,F,E,D,C,C,A,F,E,A,E,A,F,C,E,F,E,D,A,E,A,E,G,A,E,D,E,A,C,A,A,G,F,E,D,E,D,F,F,E,D,E,A,E,E,B,F,E,A,E,F,E,E,F,A,A,C,A,F,A,E,A,E

BPM: 387

Instrument: guitar

author's note: new dragonforce song is fire and flames

Melody: g,e,b,a,c,b,c,e

BPM: 120 (default)

Instrument: Piano (default)

No, you’re NOT a real gamer. I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Melody: E,A,E,A,G,A,E,C,F,A,E,E,E,E,A,E,E,G,A,E,E,F,A,E,E,E,C,E,B,E,G,G,A,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,A,G,E,E,G,A,E,G,E,A,A,G,F,C,A,E,A,A,G,A,E,E,E,E,E,A,E,A,E,D,C,A,D,C,A,B,E,G,A,E,C,E,A,E,E,C,A,C,E,E,E,B,E,F,E,D,A,D,E,A,A,E,A,E,A,G,A,E,A,A,C,G,A,E,A,G,A,E,E,A,E,A,G,A,E,A,A,E,A,G,A,E,A,D,E,A,E,A,E,A,G,A,E,B,E,G,A,E,A,E,E,A,G,A,E,D,E,B,A,B,G,A,E,A,D,A,E,G,A,E,E,C,A,E,G,E,A,D,F,C,E,C,E,E,A,F,E,A,C,A,G,A,E

BPM: 100

Instrument: piano

author's note: had to split the text in half because it was too long

What will the name of this young man be?

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

Melody: A,G,A,A,D,B,E,D,A,E,A,D,A,E,F,A,G,A,B,D,A,G,A,E,E,E,A,A,G,E,A,G,E,F,E,D,A,E,B,E,G,E,A,A,E,A,E,A,E,F,G,A,B,E

BPM: 132

Instrument: gayfish

author's note: ;)

current script version: v1

hi! this is a gimmick blog ran by @poke-ren and inspired by @how-much-yellow where i run posts through a python script i wrote that turns text into midi files, then put those files into fl studio to choose the instrument based on which one can be found first in the post.

the instruments the script can find are: guitar, piano, musicbox, trumpet, flute, and a couple of secret ones, though this list is subject to change.

in a musical post, i will emphasize all found notes in blue, the bpm (for example, 150) in purple, and the given instrument will then appear bolded and italicised

as with my yellow inspiration, feel free to send asks for things to make music out of, or if you have any questions! i should warn you now that any songs produced by this blog will most likely not sound good, unless the first note is C or A, and even then it's unlikely.

tags i use:

#musical post - the main attraction!

#not a musical post - other posts, such as this one!

#request - a piece of music that was requested in my ask box!

#script v1 - this just means the post was generated using version 1 of the script, currently the latest and only one!

Ed Clood regretted doin' nothin' dire in Gingerdip Town, cuz deer et his whole durn dinner, then split, throwin' dirt 'n' cursin'.

Melody: E,D,C,D,E,G,E,E,D,D,D,E,G,G,E,D,C,D,E,E,E,E,D,D,E,E,D,C

BPM: 120 (default)

Instrument: Piano (default)

author's note: you guys are getting the hang of this!

did you dry in a.... 'a flat' or smthng? i found it, but forgot.

Melody: D,D,D,A,Ab,G,F,D,B,F,G

BPM: 120 (default)

Instrument: Piano (default)

author's note: aughh so close (changing it to an a flat sucked i will not be doing that again. you guys can wait for v2 of the script for those)

ill be real ive been sitting here for like fifteen minutes trying to figure out a sentence that would make you play out the opening notes of welcome to the black parade but ive got nothing so im just sending this instead. great blog idea tho, i really like the concept!

Melody: B,E,E,A,E,B,E,E,G,E,E,F,E,F,F,E,E,E,G,F,G,E,A,E,E,C,E,A,D,A,E,A,E,E,G,E,F,E,C,E,E,B,A,C,A,A,D,E,B,E,G,G,E,D,G,E,A,D,G,E,A,B,G,D,E,A,E,A,E,E,C,C,E

BPM: 120 (default)

Instrument: flute

author's note: thank you!