#screamng

so i, notoriously, am quite the unobservant person. i don't process my surroundings, and i also never pick up on innuendos!! fun =)

i was thinkin'... simpbur crushing on unobservant!y/n, with her best friend rosie to always 'cockblock' him!!

maybe y/n is more energetic, and likes to bounce around a lot. nothing wrong with that, not at all. well, until she's standing there, half-leaning over with her hands flat against a desk as if to push herself up, back to the room as she unintentionally shows off her ass to anyone who happens to look. until rosie notices the awkward, lustful stares (mostly wil's, to be honest) and quickly moves to stand behind y/n, placing a hand on the small of her back to calm her down and explain that "hey, don't bounce around like that while we're doing work, please. you might spill something". (a lie, of course. rosie just wants her to stop unintentionally sexualizing herself)

hell, to lean* further into that path, maybe y/n's one to do the infamous 'teacher lean' whenever she's helping someone who happens to be sitting at a table/desk/bench. and wilbur has to witness it all. watching with an ever-so-slightly pink-toned face as she's called over to help rosie sort out her homework at the dinner table, seeing the way y/n just leaves her behind fully exposed for him to stare at. rosie noticing his gaze, and 'innocently' motioning for y/n to sit down with her, because "this might take a while".

maybe, even, y/n brushes off romantic-coded intimacy as just simply platonic.

well, that leaves a lot of confusion, embarrassment, and a tiny bit of lust. like that one time where she just casually sat on wilbur's lap like he was a personal armchair. leaning back into his chest, letting his arms wrap around her as she complained about how cold it was before she entered his embrace. a friend, maybe jared, walking into the room and immediately exciting y/n. her perking up to greet him, paying no attention to the way her hips rock back into wil's as she does. maybe jared says or does something to make her happy or excited. either way, as she usually does when happy/excited, she starts bouncing up and down. wil immediately losing the plot, trying his best not to moan as even the slightest sexual touch does its best to send him over the edge. just... jared seeing wilbur tense up, seeing his facial expression, and just coming for his rescue. casually suggesting for y/n to come grab snacks with him, immediately making her stop bouncing and just get up and leave.

just... imagine the possibilities.

any thoughts, wipes?,

* haha funni pun =)

God,,,,, just,,, sdhdhdh

I have no words you have said it a l l

Like,,,

She just isn't aware and I feel like maybe will needs to be less obvious because everyone else can see what he's seeing and they're just not as affected by her as he is.

But oh my god. Sitting on his lap and being a wriggler,,,, he's fucking dead oh my god

It's already in his head, the image of you bouncing on his cock the way you are already in his lap, right here right now in the middle of your fucking apartment.