#scp kilo

“Bastard” or, “The Carnivorous Cockatoo”

Object Class:Safe, Euclid

*he should be fucking Keter

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Containment and Handling:

SCP-Kilo is to be contained in a small, metal, bird cage and kept under surveillance at all times.

SCP-Kilo is able to bite and tear through almost any type of metal. Keeping them locked in a cage will trigger them to go into a distressed state, where they will claw and tear whatever it is containing them. Similar distressed behaviour takes place when being sepparated from Dr. Thatch for long periods of time.

SCP-Kilo(while on Foundation grounds) must always wear a special muzzle for the safety of those around it as Dr. Thatch often carries them around on his shoulder throughout the halls.

A small lead must be attached to SCP-Kilo’s foot and connected to Dr. Thatch’s arm guard to prevent them from flying off or attacking nearby personnel.

Description:

SCP-Kilo is a male, white cockatoo, purchased at a local pet store by Dr. Thatch. They have sharp teeth within their beak and multiple rows inside the upper mandible and the lower mandible.

SCP-Kilo, or “Bastard”(as they have been named), is under the care of Dr. Thatch, due to this piece of shit almost biting off the fingers of everyone that comes in contact with them. Dr. Thatch seems to be the only one SCP-Kilo does not attack(lethally).

SCP-Kilo does not communicate with anything other than squawks, screeches, and profanities. Most of these communications are random and more likely outbursts, though, Dr. Thatch seems to have an understanding of what SCP-Kilo is saying most of the time.

All efforts to test on SCP-Kilo are refused by Dr. Thatch as he insists if he leaves “Bastard” alone with anyone other than him, he will “get very upset” and will destroy doors to get back to Dr. Thatch because of “separation anxiety.”

However, Dr. Thatch agreed that he could come in with SCP-Kilo for interviews so long as “Bastard” is comfortable with it.

Diet:

SCP-Kilo will eat about anything(including my favourite pair of slippers), but has a strange liking to strawberries.

Dr. Thatch has also reported that SCP-Kilo will wake him up in the middle of the night by screeching into his ear, all because he wants a strawberry.

If Dr. Thatch refuses to give him strawberries, SCP-Kilo will “throw a tantrum” and start knocking over and breaking everything in sight.

SCP-Kilo is only allowed strawberries as rewards for good behaviour. Other than that, they are to be fed meats and other fruits.

“It’s like living with a cat”. Dr. Thatch notes.