what the fucking kind of scp is this?
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
[SPOILERS FOR SCP-9027 TO 9047]
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This is SCP-9027, an anomalous counterpart of depression that spreads through verbal communication lasting a few days to just an hour. Its victims are designated as SCP-9027-1. People affected by it will first isolate themselves from others and be under the belief that they are already dead, before ceasing movement and bodily function, leading to death.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is the entry point to SCP-9028, a pir in the Shekaft-e Yazdan cave near the village Zarju, Iran. Due to the cave's formation, it is hard to get to SCP-9028, but it's okay because it can only be accessed with a ritual known as Protocol Mithra.
If Protocol Mithra is successfully executed, the inside of the cave will transform into a meadow under a moonless night with a fully intact darb-e mehr guarded by six humanoid figures dressed in white veils, hereby designated as SCP-9028-1.
As of 2073, Protocol Mithra no longer functions, and regaining access to SCP-9028 is a top priority. On or after that year, Lily's Proposal manifested, so it may actually be the Frashokereti, an end of the world scenario posited in Zoroastranism.
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what the fucking kind of scp is this?
You're going to hate me for this.
This is the entrance to SCP-9029, a colony of leafcutter ants (Atta mexicana) that is able to indefinitely and exponentially expand if sufficient nutrients are available. They cultivate an infectious, growing mass of flesh that preserves flesh when infected. The actual article has a lot more detail. You should read it!
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who the fuck wrote this?
A professional writer, that's who!
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
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This is SCP-9030. SCP-9030 infests a piece of media and changes its narrative, usually adding pigs and then killing them off. These deaths are implied to be violent, but never explicitly shown, and these deaths will almost have no effect in any way, unless they're that important to the plot.
this feels targeted
It really isn't.
(for context, the name of the "what (the fucking) kind of X is this" voice is Pigsy.)
as of writing, there is no scp 9031
As of writing, there is no SCP-9031.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
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This is SCP-9032, a phenomenon affecting those unable to properly perceive time (hereby SCP-9032-1). SCP-9032-1 often experience mental images of non-existent events, believe and spread false narratives, and fail to comply with social norms. However, the last instance of SCP-9032-1 died in 2091.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
These are anomalous objects awaiting SCP-9033 designations. SCP-9033 is the procedure in which SCP objects are sorted in the SCP database. Because numbers have meaning to some anomalies, objects under particular designations are likely to breach, die or be neutralized, by an unknown (likely anomalous) cause.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is SCP-9034, a humanoid entity that violates fundamental laws, has an immutable and unaffectable atomic structure, and it creates spatial anomalies that undermine the Foundation's narrative consistency.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is a queue in SCP-9035, or "Foundationland", the SCP Foundation's official theme park. It has a homunculus version of its mascot that beats people to death.
they should euthanize it
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is a memetic kill agent on the article of SCP-9036, which manifests as the Foundation's anomalously high efficiency, cohesion and lack of corruption compared to other organizations. SCP-9036 is slowly weakening, leading to more breaches and organizational instability.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is a projection of SCP-9037, a volatile ideological complex in the noosphere prone to a collapse that could release hundreds of anomalies. New management of the anomaly allowed it to gradually purify itself and turn into a Canadian goose.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is SCP-9038, a space to dump hazardous / unwanted materials for false ectoentropic (the definition of the word is an anomaly that creates matter, though false ectoentropic anomalies just pick matter from a spot in the universe and use that) to do whatever with.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is the logo of SCP-9039, a true crime podcast that marks listeners typically 15 to 40 years of age and makes them a homicide victim within two weeks. Victims are usually consumers of true crime content and believers in the paranormal. After the murder, an episode on it will be published on SCP-9039.
what the fucking kid of scp is this?
This is a portrait of a member of SCP-9040, a crew of 53 sapient cockroaches that go on 18th century nautical adventures in a modified model ship!
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
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This is SCP-9041, the recognition that human culture is the scaffolding of reality, and the deliberate breaking of these constants through extreme lifestyles, radical movement and mass cultural shifts create anomalies, and if enough people deviate from the norm, it can lead to the destabilization of reality.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is the moon after the manifestation of SCP-9042, the entire solar system except the Sun and the Earth after it is mutated into a living pantheon of sentient gods following a failed eigenweapon strike. They are evolving at impossible speed and advancing towards Earth.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is SCP-9043, a pair of socks with the ability to create infinite static electricity. Due to interference from the Chaos Insurgency, only one sock remains, worn over a human foot remnant. It now produces volatile electrostatic anomalies that vaporize matter within 12 meters.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is SCP-9044, it is a hallway. At the end of it is a door leading to an endless sequence of doors and rooms as one big hallway. It is located in a house.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
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This is SCP-9045, an anomaly where strong belief in a false narrative about a person, often to conceal a shameful past, results in it forging records based on that narrative.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
SCP-9046 is alive.
what the fucking kind of scp is this?
This is SCP-9047. It is a corgi that cannot get sick and cannot be hurt.
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