#scp 2085

SCP-MAID DRESS-j 'u/that_damn_kid"

Object class: Keter

Current status: Uncontainable

Discription: scp maid dress-j is made up of 3 components, namely SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 through 3

SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 is an anomalous Reddit account under the username 'that_damn_kid' that is seemingly run by a 14 year old girl. This account behaves like a regular fan of the subreddits created by the SCP foundation to turn the general population away from the existence of the foundation with the exception of an event that occurs roughly every 3-7 months, this event has been dubbed SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 . These events cannot be stopped or interfered with in any way.

SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is an event that occurs when a post depicting the likeness of a 14 girl in the formating of a meme template of the 'trade offer' ganre, the meme goes as follows:

[[insert the meme here]](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/y3yylc/were_doing_this_again_boys_please_read_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Once this is done, SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is officially been declared active. Approximately 6-12 hours after the post is made Reddit users who are unaware of this anomaly will put down the scps whey wish to see in maid dresses, occasionally staff will also be requested and the top 5 comment when sorted by best are 'drawn" in maid dresses

SCP MAID DRESS-J-3 is a humanoid entity taking on the appearance of a 14 year old girl of Greek/Albanian decent. Once SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is closed this entity will hunt down the scps requested by the winners of this contest and force them to wear a maid dress that it is mostly seen carrying around. If subject refuses to wear the dress SCP MAID DRESS-j-3 will gain a large amount of strength and attempt to force them (these attempts have a 100% success rate).

Once the maid dress has been successfully suited on the subject SCP MAID DRESS-j-3 will take a picture of the subject using a smart phone (which witnesses have identified as a Samsung of some kind) and disappear. All pictures made with this phone will appear as drawings regardless of the place pictured.

So far only 13 scps and one foundation MTF solder have been targeted by this anomaly, namely 049, 073 ,076, 106,1471 ,3008-A, 5094, 2980-1, 999 ,3125, 085, 662, and 2085. All Anomalies capable of speech have described this dress as "comfortable but somewhat stiff". Extensive testing on these dresses show that they all completely non anomalous say for always being the perfect size for the being forced to wear them

Addendum SCP- MAID DRESS-J #1:

A d-class was instructed to send SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 a death threat over Reddit messages, SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 responded by sending a meme to r/DankMemesFromSite19 claiming that it'll "fucking do it again" and "Expect to see the Scarlet king in a maid dress by next Sunday"

1. Someone with a shitton of existential anxiety probably shouldn't read a ton of stories where the world ends in horrifying, reality warping ways. Oops.