coldatom + forever and always by parachute >:)
reed actually changed this to Emperorās New Clothes by Panic! at the Disco for me bc i wasnāt getting anywhere good with this and they love me (and they gave me a list but i picked this from it)
God, Snart is so dramatic. Ray really should be annoyed with it.Ā
Really, does he haveĀ to make it an Event whenever he walks--no, struts--into a room? Everything with him has to be a big gesture: whether itās saying anything in that ridiculous drawl of his (that Ray definitely does notĀ find hot), smirking at inopportune moments, or peacocking and stealing wallets at every opportunity.Ā
Not that Ray doesnāt understand big gestures. Itās just that Ray usually goes overboard trying to make people happy, not with stealing their stuff.Ā
Anyway, his wallet has gone missing for the third time this weekĀ and it isnāt a huge deal because itās not like credit cards or IDs are something they carry around; itās just whatever cash is appropriate to whatever time period theyāve landed in. But it is annoying.Ā
āSnart,ā Ray says, walking over to the thief,Ā ācan I have my wallet back?ā
Snart just stares at him, with that obnoxious smirk playing across his lips (Ray definitely does notĀ find this hot either).Ā
āFinders keepers, Raymond,ā Snart responds, lingering on Rayās name, as usual.
Ray holds out his hand.Ā āI donāt get why this is still fun for you, you keep doing it, and itās getting old.ā
āMaybe you should keep a better hold on your possessions. Then I wouldnāt have to teach you a lesson by stealing it. Itās almost embarrassingly easy at this point, Raymond.ā
āHeās flirting with you, haircut,ā Mick says, walking by, and Snart immediately whips the bouncy ball heād been fiddling with at Mickās head.Ā
It hits solidly on the side, and Mick doesnāt even flinch.Ā
āYou didnāt hear that,ā Snart says, glaring.Ā
Ray starts talking, not sure what the words are going to be until theyāre already out of his mouth.Ā āWho taught you how to flirt? Because youāre flirting like a five year old, why couldnāt you just, I donāt know, use cheesy pickup lines like a normal person?ā
Snart raises an eyebrow.Ā āAm I a normal person?ā
āNo,ā Ray admits,Ā āyouāre not. But, uh, Iād be okay. You know, with you flirting with me. More. Or, maybe, even dinner?ā
So, really, Leonardās penchant for drama works out in the end. Even if Mick had to step in to save him from himself. And if Ray does like Leonardās big gestures a little too much, well, at least they have something in common.Ā
ahhh this was fun, thank you reeed
give me a song and a pairing and iāll write you a ficlet! preferred ships are: coldatom, timehex, samaya, but iāll write a variety of other queer ships (or goldenvibe) in the dctvu
