I've been knee-deep in the CONtrovery of Scientology lately, as it seems I'm mired in the False Slack of casual video games. You know, the stuff meant for middle-aged ladies like myself. I mostly like hidden-object mysteries, but I'm sort of in love with the casual mindlessness of Time-Management, Build-a-Village kind of games. Anyway, I listen to tons of videos and interviews about Scientology, and I feel like I'm almost an expert. For example, I know for a fact that I'm PTS and downstat. That means I'm sick, and someone in my life is responsible. To quote Lieutenant Harper in Plan 9 from Outer Space, "Somebody is responsible!" Playlist Headley 1 Alleee1 The White Sisters * Trust God in the Dark Mel Blanc * Daffy Duck Marty Gold * Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Headley 2 The Peanuts * The Glass Castle Alvino Rey * Idaho Headley 3 Colette Magny * The House of the Rising Sun Jeb Bush * Immigrants are More Fertile Orchester Wodka a Go-Go * Wolgabootschlepper Headley 4 Johnny "Gay Pimp" McGovern * Do Your Thing in Montreal African Maid Angelo Badalamenti * Falling (with vocals by Julee Cruise) Headley 5 Fanfarlo * Myth of Myself (A Ruse to Exploit Our Weakness) Say Hebbo to Tarvuism Armondo Trovaioli * I Giovanni Benvenuti Headley 6 He'll Fuck You Up The Golden Age of Knowledge Some Insane Song Headley 7 Joe Meek and the Blue Men * March of the Dribcots Whatever Happened to Manhood? James Last * U Humbah Headley 8 Nervous Norvus * I Like Girls Claire Headley * St Petersburg Times Report 2010 Isabelle Pierre * Les Temps est Bon Headley 9 Pizzicato Five * Sukiyaki Leah Remini Files Missing Persons Report Piero Piccioni * North Pole Penguin Headley 10 Alleee 2
