#sciencegals

(The very long awaited second episode! <3 )

Steph: HEY! IS MY SHIELD DONE YET WOMAN!?

Toni: As a matter of fact...yes! Follow me! *evil grin* I put it inside this beautiful case! *flips on light* And...

Steph: WHAT! DID! YOU! DO! TO! MY! SHIELD!

Toni: I gave you a make over...*flips on other light* and here is your matching suit!

Steph: I'm going to strangle you now! *chases Toni*

Toni: *runs away* JARVIS!

JARVIS: How can I be assistance, ma'am?

Toni: Make her stop chasing me!

JARVIS: I cannot assist you with this. I'm sorry, ma'am, but you are on your own. Goodbye. 

Toni: WHAT? JARVIS COME BACK! *panics* DUMMY! PICK UP STEPH!

Dummy: *picks up Steph*

Toni: HA! *starts dancing/twerking in front of Steph* I'm so not donating you, Dummy! 

Brynn: *walks into lab* What in the hell is all this noise? Toni what are you doing?

Toni: It's called twerking, youtube it!

Brynn: And why is Steph in Dummy's claw?

Steph: PUT! ME! DOWN!

Toni: ABSOLUTELY NOT-Don't test me Dummy! And she didn't like her new shield or new suit. *points to the display case* So that ungrateful whore *scowls at Steph* decided she was going to strangle me. So, I took the necessary precautions and had Dummy restrain her.  

Brynn: *quizzical look, then starts laughing uncontrollably after looking at the display cases*

Steph: SHUT UP BRYNN! As soon as I get out of this I'm gonna hit you with that sad excuse for a shield!

Brynn: Now, now. Are you sure you want to see the other gal? A row with her isn't going to end well. 

JARVIS: Ma'am, you have an incoming call from Mr.Potts, shall I take a message?

Toni: No, put him through.

Peter: Toni...Why did I get an alert from JARVIS about Steph trying to murder you? What did you do?

Toni: I was trying to do something nice for Steph, and she didn't appreciate it.

Peter: Do I need to come over there?

Toni: NO!

JARVIS: Yes!

Toni: JARVIS *glares at ceiling*...Shut up!

Steph: Put me down!

Peter: Dummy, put Steph down! 

*Dummy goes to put Steph down*

Toni: Dummy, pick Steph up!

*Dummy pulls Steph up again*

Peter: Dummy, down!

*Dummy brings Steph down*

Toni:Dummy, up or I will dismantle you!

Steph: I'm gonna throw up!

Brynn and Toni: DON'T YOU DARE THROW UP ON THE SCIENCE!

Peter: DUMMY! DOWN! NOW!

*Dummy puts Steph down*

Toni: Dum-

Peter: Toni, no.

Steph: *Evil grin at Toni*

Toni: Shit. *calls suit and hides behind Brynn* HA! Get me now, bitch!

Peter: Your language is offensive!

Toni: FUCK YOU!

Peter: I'm sorry, what did you just say!?

Toni: Nothing! I love you!

Peter: That's what I thought.

Steph: Step asside, Brynn.

Toni: NO! *grabs Brynn's shirt*

Brynn: Now, now, children. That's enough. 

Peter: Brynn, can you handle this?

Brynn: I may need some assistance.

Peter: Okay, be right there. 

Toni: NO!! WHY BRYNN!? I'm definitely going to die now! I'm going to get stabbed in the neck with a knife.

Steph: Better yet...You see this?

Toni: Yeah, what about it? It's my electrode prong...

Steph: You know where its going?

Toni: No...? Do I want to know?

Steph: It's going...up...your...ass!

Toni: *Gasps and eyes bulge*

Brynn: No! Nothing is going up anyone's ass!

Peter: This is filthy.

Toni: *smirks* So should I tell them about the other night? 

Peter: No, NO! That's enough!

Brynn: I'm sorry. I'm not saving you from Peter.

Toni: BUT! I thought we were science gals!

Brynn: I'll write a nice eulogy for you.

Claudia: *Drops down from ceiling nest* CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKERS! *Grabs Steph around waist and drags up to ceiling nest* 

Everyone: *Stops* What the fuck?! 

Toni: Hey Brynn what’cha working on?!

Brynn: Hi Toni. I’m working on clothes that I can wear to hulk out in.

Toni: OHHHHH! Are they stretchy like spandex? ‘Cause you know that will definately help your ass look good when you Hulk out? ;P They have to be purple.

Steph: Toni, are you hitting on Brynn…?

Brynn: It’s got to be magic spand-WOAH! Hello Steph!

Toni: No, I’m trying to help a girl out…Brynn needs to get some ass!

Brynn: Get some ass? It’d be safer if I stay in the tower and work on this.

Toni: Ohhh no no no! Tonight we are going out! We’re gonna get drunk and have a good time!

Steph: I’m not taking care of the mess she makes if someone pisses her off…

Brynn: I don’t think getting drunk is a good idea. Who knows what might happen. The other gal might come out and we don’t need me ruining the city.

Steph: I hope your metal suit can withstand a she-hulk smash..

Toni: No one asked you Steph. Stop being the level headed one and all goody goody! And it can because you know who made it?…ME!

Steph: Of course I’ the level headed one…Who else would keep your dumbass in line?

Toni: Me dumbass! I’m a genius!!! Right Brynn!

Brynn: Toni, just because your suit can withstand the smash, doesn’t mean that everybody else can. You guys would have a hell of a time getting me to stop. And Steph said she wants another shield made so I have plenty to do today and couldn’t possibly have time to go out and drink, unless it’s coffee.

Toni: Blah fiiiiiiine! I gues I’ll help you build a shield for Spangly Pants. :P

Brynn: You work on the shield and I’ll try to figure out my hulk clothes.

Steph: OH NO NO! Knowing Toni she’ll make it go BOOM as soon as I touch it!

Toni: Alright sounds like a plan! And meeeee, do that? Never!!!

Steph: My ass.

Toni: I’m just going to get some blueberries and I’ll start working. And too bad Steph! I’m making it, and you’re going to like it!

Steph: Why don’t you get Pepper some strawberries while you’re at it? And just don’t make it look stupid!

Toni: HELL YEAH! *Fist pump*

Steph: I’lll hurt you!

Toni: Don’t worry Spangly Pants, it will be perfect!

Steph: I hate you.

Brynn: I think I got it! Now place nice children, I’m going to go change. *goes out of the room to change*

Steph: It’s not going to work.

Toni: Haha let’s see.

Steph: Why does it take so long!

Toni: It’s spandex, that’s why! HAHA

Brynn: *swearing from the bathroom as she tries to put it on*

Steph: Your ass is too big Brynn!

Toni: SO SHE DOES HAVE AN ASS! haha

Brynn: What do you guys think?

Toni: They look good!

Steph: Get it, Toni. Haha

Toni: Shut up, Steph! I hate you.

Brynn: Hey! The hostilities guys! Don’t make the other gal come out and stop you guys!

Toni: O.O

Steph: RUN

Brynn: I didn’t mean she was going to take over.

Toni: I know that, you have more control over her.

Steph: Riiiiight

Toni: -_____-

Brynn: I do have control! Do you see my eyes? They aren’t green, just my hair!

Toni: *smug grin* Seeeeee!

Steph: Yeah, yeah.

Brynn: Although…to truly know if this spandex works I do need the other girl to take over. Toni, do we have another one of those containment things like Nikki put Loki in? That would contain the other gal…most likely.

Toni: Yes I do! Follow me everyone!

Steph: Ya’ll are on your own. I’m going out.

Brynn: *follows Toni* Ahh! Time for the show. *Steps in*

Toni: Bye Steph, good riddance! :P And okay Brynn, yah need to hulk out now. Oh look, I know the trick! *takes electric prong and pokes her hard* :D

Brynn: *Hulks out and the spandex rips, a big hulk roar*

Steph: Cuz that’s humane Toni.

Toni: Ahh shit, it doesn’t work!! So…you need to work more on them. I’ll see if I can help you after I make Steph’s stupid shield.

Brynn: *calms after however long, looks at the tattered spandex* Damnnit! I thought I had it, you’re going to have to look at it since I can’t do it…at least not in this state of clothing. I’m going to get dressed.

Steph: What did I say, Toni? I told you they weren’t gonna work. It’s gonna take more than spandex to cover her big ass!

Toni: HAHAHAHA!

Brynn: I HEARD THAT!

Toni: Alrighty! I’ll start working on your shield and I’ll take a look at your spandex. TIME FOR SOME SCIENCE! *walks back to the lab*