Apologies for the delays! This was meant to be a December post, but it got pushed to early January, so Happy New Year!
Cave-Clicker (artwork by Yuujinner)
Family: Anomalohyolithidae
Species: A. troglodytus (“cave-dwelling unusual hyoid stone”)
Temporal range: unknown to recent (??? - present)
Relatively new to science, very little is known about this roughly cat-sized creature. The one thing which scientists know definitively is that it is a member of the hyolith clade, albeit one so heavily derived from the ancestral body plan, that it is hardly recognizable as one.
Typically covered in striated black and gray bands with a fleshy pink head, these creatures are seemingly adept at navigating through the canopies of giant fungi found deep below in the caverns, swinging and hopping to get across the difficult terrain. Their diet is not fully understood, but tissue sampling would suggest that they consume small animals in addition to the fungi found in their habitat, possibly filling a generalist omnivore niche, and observed behavior would indicate that they frequently get into scuffles over food, the horn-like projection on their “face” being used to jab at other individuals. Exceptionally social for a non-arthropod invertebrate, these creatures sometimes gather in groups of up to 50 individuals. Its social nature can be dually inferred by its broad set of vocalizations: chittering, squeaking, and clicking (the latter of which gave the creature its name) have all been recorded, though the actual functions of these calls remains unknown. The total population size is unknown, and based on any number of estimates given for the size of the cave system it inhabits, it could be anywhere from simply a few thousand to over half a million. It appears this animal is capable of seeing light in the UV and infrared spectrums, as wild specimens have reacted to such lights in the presence of researchers, whom they appear to be naturally inquisitive towards.
Their reproductive biology and life cycle is unknown, though as they are inferred to be poikilothermic, it is possible that they may live for several decades, maturing at a gruelingly slow pace and mating once or twice throughout their lifetime. Likewise, they are believed to be oviparous, though as no eggs have been found, much less even female specimens (it is known that they have separate sexes, but every specimen captured thus far has been male), there is no way to definitively prove this. The means by which these animals do sexually reproduce also leaves open more questions than it answers: there is no obvious orifice through which they could theoretically deposit sperm, and considering that this creature descends from an aquatic clade, it cannot be ruled out that they do not return to subterranean lakes and rivers to spawn. To further compound this issue, no young of this species have ever been identified, suggesting that they may have simply not been found yet, are indistinguishable from the adult form, or (most likely) that they look so radically different from the adult form, that they may be perceived as a different species entirely. Unfortunately, this is difficult to study in a laboratory setting, in part due to the fact that all captured specimens have been male and in part due to the fact that only 3 specimens have ever been brought to the surface, and within 2 days of being brought the surface, all 3 of them died of unknown causes.
However, the greatest mystery of this creature is not what it doesn’t tell us about its biology, but rather what it does: with a hard, knobby exterior with jagged hooks for feet and horn-like projections coating its “head” and back, this creature shows what appears to be a heavy degree of anti-predator mechanisms. However, for a creature which already has a high degree of protection thanks to a hard yet lightweight outer shell, this begs the question, just what kind of creature could be preying on this animal? So far, scientists have yet to figure that piece out, but terrifying rasping shrieks recorded from deeper in the cave appear to send these animals into a wild frenzy, immediately scattering back up into the canopy. Whatever it is that dwells in the deepest depths, it is clear the cave clickers are terrified of it…