Are you obsessed with paradoxes theorized by Austrian physicists in the 1930s? No? Well have you ever had that stressful post-first-date text exchange, where you'd almost rather not see what the other person says, for fear that they'll never want to see you again? And then bought into the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics so that you can feel simultaneously loved and dumped by this potential suitor? And wondered what Erwin Schrodinger would have said about all of it?