"Jir gue gak sabar banget mulai kuliah,"
"Iya coy, kayak, pasti seru banget, apalagi kita sekarang udah kayak gini, fix gampang banget buat punya temen dan diajak nongkrong gitu,"
"Tapi kita harus tetep sering-sering gini bareng sih, entah di kamar gue gini atau kosan lo misalnya. Bener-bener hal terbaik dari ini semua adalah gue bisa ngentot lo sepuasnya pake kontol gedenya si Apri dan orang-orang ya mana mikir yang aneh-aneh lah orang Apri sama Dion ya punya pacar dan gak ada tuh yang gaydarnya nyala ngeliat dua anak selengean gini. Fuck, gue masih gak habis pikir si Apri emang bener-bener tolol sih, gak ada curiganya sama sekali dapet paket bong begini bukan dia yang mesen, auto make aja,"
"Bener-bener riset lo tuh jeli banget. Dan Dion ya mana curiga lah ya disodorin bong sama Apri, mana ada yang kepikiran ini asepnya dihirup malah buat dia beneran nge-fly sampe nyawanya gak connect lagi ke badannya. Masuk deh gue, dan nyosor lah kontol lo ini nusbol gue,"
"Coy udah coy, mau pagi coy, nyokap gue dah bangun entar ngedenger suara-suara aneh dia jadi curiga euy,"
"Hahahahahah, oke oke. Jujur sih, kita tuh baik banget anjir. Dion sama Apri mana bakal sih lolos SIMAK UI tanpa otak kita. Coba jujur sama gue, berapa kali lo jadiin lolos SIMAK buat bacol lo? HAHAHAHA,"
"Fuck, lo ngerti gue banget lol. Gak keitung, jujur. Gue pernah sekali crot depan kaca ada kali semenit sendiri gak berhenti-henti sambil nginget soal-soal tesnya dan tiap jawaban yang gue tahu dengan mudah, ya gue ngocok aja terus sambil ngejelek-jelekkin otak tolol dia. Bener-bener bikin gue sange,"
"Lol, sange intelek,"
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"I can't wait to start college!"
"Yeah bro, I bet it must be lit, especially with the way we look now, people will definitely ask us out a lot,"
"But we have to maintain this routine tho, be it in my bedroom like this or your dorm room. The best thing out of this whole thing is the fact that I can plow your hole using Apri's girthy cock and no one will bat an eye because no one has their gaydar on when looking at Apri or Dion and the fact that both of them has girlfriends. Fuck, I really still can't fathom how gullible Apri to just accept and then use a bong he got from delivery without knowing who sent them. So fucking trusting,"
"Your research on him is excellent. And of course Dion here wouldn't question his own best friend offering him bong to blow, not knowing it made him fly so high up his soul went untethered and that's when I slipped right in and let your dick slide into my asshole,"
"Bro, cut it off, stop touching my junk HAHAH, the sun is about to be up and my mom is awake, let's not give her any idea,"
"Hahahahahahah, okay okay. But hmmm...let's be real, without us inside them, these two nitwits won't pass the college admission test for the best uni in the country. Be honest with me, how many times you jerked off to the thought of you making Apri ace the test by getting inside of him? HAHAHAHAH"
"Fuck, you know me so well. Let's just say, I lost track of it. I did it once in the mirror while making stupid faces everytime I roleplayed as him, legit made me shooting webs,"
"Lol, intellectually horny,"
