Bought some Schmidt's soap because apparently they don't test on animals and yeah there's no ethical consumption under capitalism but you oughtta try to be better if you know better anyway that's beside the point.
Problem 1: Why is it twice as expensive for half as much product?
Problem 2: It smells so so SO aggressively strong but they cover it up so when you try to smell it in the store it seems like it hardly smells at all. It smells like Axe body wash on steroids and it's horrible.













