#schlafer

Reviewed DMV Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications:

Applicant Explanation: In remembrance of me and my girlfriend’s anniversary. Meaning be my bae, before anyone else. DMV Comments: Bae=Poop in Danish, Verdict: No

Applicant Explanation: Husband and wife initials and year of marriage. DMV Comments: 8 Looks like Hate; JWS looks like Jews, Verdict: No

Applicant explanation: Lit is a slang term which means good, amazing, etc!

DMV Comments: Lit=Intoxicated, Slit=Rude slang for a woman or vagina, Verdict: No

Applicant Explanation: Saint Anne is an important historical figure, and someone who I model my life after. DMV Comments: Satan, Verdict: Yes

Applicant Explanation: Schlafer is German for sleeper. DMV Comments: Also means sleeper in the sense of an inactive agent or terrorist (Wikipedia), Verdict: No

Applicant Explanation: Playful joke. DMV Comments: BMW hunter, he has an Audi. So he’s hunting down BMW drivers?, Verdict: No

Applicant Explanation: On my way to bang your bitch. DMV Comments: What he said, Verdict: No

Applicant Explanation: Celebration of my son moving out of the house. DMV Comments: Dick, Verdict: No

Applicant Explanation: Myself being a middle-aged woman. DMV Comments: Hot and sexy, Verdict: Yes