#schitpost

You ever have to cover up part of the page of a book because your eyes get too excited and won’t stop spoiling shit further on?

First you must meditate under a waterfall for 6 hours a day, and train the other 18 in at least 23 different weapons and martial art styles. Then you shall educate yourself in ancient texts reassembled from the embers of the library of alexandria on all human and divine schools of knowledge. That completed, you must find the 5 pieces of the sword of destiny and perform the mending ritual at 26.5909025 -80.1008762 during an eclipse of jupiter that only happens every 356 years. Complete the 7 heroic trials of Andromedus and once you’re finished you’ll be eligible for AP art class :)