Wendy, inspired by her Narnia books, has attempted to travel through the back of her wardrobe. Unfortunately, the instructions were lazily written, and she finds herself falling out of a cupboard in a book shop. In full view of someone else.

"Oh - I  - um. Is this your? Cupboard? I'm sorry! I was investigating, you see, and I rather lost track of the time!"

She should have put shoes on. People get weird about barefoot girls in bookshops.

but why DOES he have such toned arms