#scarftalks

crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic and his most forbidden love, polly pocket

sorry for the person i become when theta or kurapika or oito or morena or heaven help us leorio shows up again it’s gonna be feral cat season

*enormous inhale* THE RED RISING SERIES IS SHITASS. IT’S SHIT FROM AN ASS. THE PLOT IS JUST: “THIS GUY IS COOL AND SMARTER THAN EVERYONE AND HE SUFFERS.” THE CHARACTERS ARE FLAT. THE DIALOGUE IS QUITE SIMPLY NOT GOOD. THE WOMEN ARE EITHER WISH FULFILLMENT TROPHIES OR JUST STRAIGHT-UP STUPIDLY OBSESSED WITH THE MMC. THE MMC IS INSUFFERABLE AND EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT PISS!!!!!!!!!!

frodo in jrr tolkien’s series lord of the rings is happy in those books maybe twice. he is happy twice at the very beginning and then it’s just shit shit hell misery all the way to mount doom except for the frequent and necessary gay sex he was having with his gardener on the way there. he takes this burden to the end of the world because he is the only one who can do it and the only one who won’t utterly fuck it up, and at the end of it all despite his victory he is hollowed, eaten away, bleeding from wounds not even the elves can see. he leaves his loved ones, his old companions who know him best, because in order to preserve the world for them he had to kill it for himself. now if that isn’t fucking tragic.

put chatgpt and me in a room with a baseball bat for 5 minutes i’ll fix the problem i’ll fix the problem forever

coming into the identity of a “grownup” with a “job” requires the painful realization that you are going to be one million percent more tech literate than the people making six times your pay, and that no one in the “administrative sector” knows how to not hit fucking reply all