#scarcelynormal

beep beep i love you woops

omg paige u were supposed to ask a question jesus

My favorite thing about your blog: nothing it's stupid. jk i love all the fashion sadjk so niceeee

What fandom I associate you with the most: idk. probs sherlock??

What I think of your URL: i think it's p nice

1: Name

Mckenzie

2: Age

19

3: 3 Fears

basically bad things happening to me i don’t think about specific fears very often so it’s hard to list them.

4: 3 things I love

my friends, music, life

5: 4 turns on

laptop power button, tv power button, xbox power button, phone power button… is that not what you meant…?

6: 4 turns off

same as before.

7: My best friend

i have several but prolly the best are paige and cole and joey

8: Sexual orientation

straight

9: My best first date

lol

10: How tall am I

like 5’9" i think

11: What do I miss

friends.

12: What time were I born

did you literally just say “what time were i born" what the fuck does that mean.

13: Favourite color

its nebulous at the moment.

14: Do I have a crush

nope.

15: Favourite quote

‘all quotes require context to have meaning’ - john ordoyne

16: Favourite place

i really like walking around my neighborhood, but I don’t know, i like a lot of places.

17: Favourite food

food.

18: Do I use sarcasm

what is sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

AC/DC. iTunes is on shuffle.

20: First thing I notice in new person

I never pay enough attention to notice what I notice first.

21: Shoe size

9 & 1/2.

22: Eye color

blue? green? hazel?

23: Hair color

brawwn

24: Favourite style of clothing

human clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

probably.

27: Meaning behind my URL

the potato is my spirit animal and there is just a lot there comedy wise

28: Favourite movie

Pirate Radio, Midnight in Paris, It Might Get Loud

29: Favourite song

Stacy Grove - Tyrannosaurus Rex

30: Favourite band

Led Zeppelin

31: How I feel right now

happy, tired, and slightly indignant and a little anxious.

32: Someone I love

toast wait ummmm

33: My current relationship status

kraft single

34: My relationship with my parents

sarcastic

35: Favourite holiday

prolly christy misty????

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

zip

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

zilch

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

did i join? I thought i was always here…

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

Nope. I have never understood how that would even happen.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

good night texts occasionally if I happen to be having a conversation with someone who is entering the dreamless.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

How am i supposed to know who you have kissed I don’t even know you are. But judging by the way you spelled ‘favorite’, i would say it is very unlikely.

42: When did I last hold hands?

THE LAST TIME I CHOPPED SOME OFF HUOOHAHHHOOO

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Ready for doing nothing all day? like 15 minutes.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? I have not shaved my legs in the past three years.

45: Where am I right now?

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT IS THIS WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Jesus.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

yes

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yes

49: Am I excited for anything?

i am excited for life.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

probs yo

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

never but sometimes i wear a fake mustache

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

last sunday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

i would be like ‘omg wtf r u guys doing in my room at 1:30 am?’

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Jesus.

55: What is something I disliked about today?

i am instead going to say something i did like because i want my brain to habitually looks for nice things not crappy things. so things i liked: breakfast with the fam at Zumbro, cats getting along, late night facebook chat with cole.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

bilbo baggins

57: What do I think about most?

my life ha got u.

58: What’s my strangest talent?

i can hold my breath for 3 whole seconds.

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

every phobia is strange. that is the point: that it is a disproportionate level of fear for the situation. this question is always on these things and i always punch it.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

in front.

61: What was the last lie I told?

it was more of an assertion that i was write about the chords to a song when i was not completely.

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

video chatting fuck phones and fuck receptacles.

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I don’t understand why people lump these together. Ghosts: not at all. Aliens: that they exist, yes. that they have visited earth, not on your life.

64: Do I believe in magic?

I believe in slight of hand, yes. Actual magic, of course not.

65: Do I believe in luck?

No. The idea of luck is result of the people trying to construct a system which enables them to predict what is inherently unpredictable: random chance and the future.

66: What’s the weather like right now?

outside.

67: What was the last book I read?

Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen - P.G. Wodehouse

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

That is a weirdly specific question. No.

69: Do I have any nicknames?

MC Kenzie, MC, and maybe more, but that is all I can think of at the moment.

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

Probably wisdom tooth extraction wounds.

71: Do I spend money or save it?

Yes.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

What is a tounge? Phonetically that would sound like townjay.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

yes.

74: Favourite animal?

Foxes are pretty slick.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

This.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

Glasscock

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

its really dependent on the context.

78: How can you win my heart?

I made a joke about heart transplants on this question last time. Feel free to ad lib your own.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

"he was alive. that was probably the strangest thing about him."

80: What is my favorite word?

idk

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Um. Well, themathemusician, parmesansa, serendipitousramblings, thefrogman, watchoutboy, and also this is not a blog but David Hewlett i mean come on.

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

"yo"

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

Not to my knowledge.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

This is literally the exact same question as last time, so i am going to give the exact same answer: dying of radiation poisoning.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

"how many pieces of toast have you eaten?"

86: What is my current desktop picture?

A flower I found last summer.

87: Had sex?

the way I imagined this question being asked is just so funny. but no.

88: Bought condoms?

but no.

89: Gotten pregnant?

Yes…

90: Failed a class?

No.

91: Kissed a boy?

yes.

92: Kissed a girl?

more earnestly.

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

vaguely.

94: Had job?

Wow you are just not even trying anymore.

95: Left the house without my wallet?

unless most people have wallets from infancy, everyone has done this.

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

no.

97: Had sex in public?

See previous answer.

98: Played on a sports team?

Well, I mean, I was eight, but yes.

99: Smoked weed?

Nope.

100: Did drugs?

Nope.

101: Smoked cigarettes?

Nope.

102: Drank alcohol?

Yes.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

No.

104: Been overweight?

Nope.

105: Been underweight?

Probably when i was a child. Skinny mother fucker i am.

106: Been to a wedding?

Yes.

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Definitely.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Probably.

109: Been outside my home country?

Yes.

110: Gotten my heart broken?

With a pickaxe no less.

111: Been to a professional sports game?

Yes.

112: Broken a bone?

Nope.

113: Cut myself?

Not intentionally, no.

114: Been to prom?

Yes.

115: Been in airplane?

AN AIRPLANE DAMMIT. Yes.

116: Fly by helicopter?

Nope.

117: What concerts have I been to?

I have never been to a legit classic concert thing. I have been to a few orchestras with school and things and there are free concerts at the lake Harriet band shell all the time and i’ve seen a lot of those.

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Nope.

119: Learned another language?

Some of one.

120: Wore make up?

Stage make up, yes.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? 

Guess.

122: Had oral sex?

Guess.

123: Dyed my hair?

Gue-  I mean no.

124: Voted in a presidential election?

Yes.

125: Rode in an ambulance?

No.

126: Had a surgery?

Oral surgery, yes.

127: Met someone famous?

My mother is super good friends with Ellis who is a famous folk musician, so yes.

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

I stalk myself to see what I’m up to.

129: Peed outside?

Yes.

130: Been fishing?

Yes.

131: Helped with charity?

Yes..?

132: Been rejected by a crush?

No.

133: Broken a mirror?

Yes.

134: What do I want for birthday?

That i so many months from now how should I know.

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

2ish. and why the fuck would i choose a name right now.

136: Was I named after anyone?

No.

137: Do I like my handwriting?

My handwriting is like the handwriting of a drunk kitten trying to write with it’s tail.

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

I have no idea.

139: Favourite Tv Show?

Ooo. It’s between GoT, SGA, and The Office.

140: Where do I want to live when older?

Minneapolis probably.

141: Play any musical instrument?

Many. None with very much expertise.

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

Smacking my hand against a spiky ceiling.

143: Favourite pizza toping?

Cheese.

144: Am I afraid of the dark?

In certain circumstances, but it is not the dark itself that I fear.

145: Am I afraid of heights?

A reasonable amount.

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

What child has never been caught doing anything bad?

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Probs. Duh. Everyone has.

148: What I’m really bad at

conversations in uncomfortable situations haaa yeah right.

149: What my greatest achievments are

ding dong i don’t care about this question

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

i mean it’s 2:15 am i should go to sleep but i want to finish this.

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

but answer the some of these questions just seems like a lot of work right now.

152: What do I like about myself

like i don’t want to spend the mental energy to think of an answer.

153: My closest Tumblr friend

closest friend i made on tumblr of person on tumblr i am closest to? specify, you bulbous rod.

154: Something I fantasise about

sexy times.

155: Any question you’d like?