@atomicwrongs @the-terminsketcher this came to me in a "flash of brilliance" but uh Imagine since Scanner is Static's brother (aka the brother of a well known evil celebrity) he starts his own shitty show buts it's a prank show and his first two victims are Static's dear sweet boyfriends So basically Scanner sets up hidden cameras around both their ships as well as a whole bunch of humiliating and borderline dangerous pranks for people to watch and laugh at, and those two think that Static was the one doing this UNTIL they see Scanner's show So they all gang up on Scanner and immediately cancel his show 10 episodes in

Remember how I said Ooza could lift things 3x her own weight? Imagine that spongebob episode at the salty spatoon with her and scanner because she is strong and Scanner is the wimpiest of the siblings

I wanna get a Phastek mailslot scanner bar for my baby, but they're hella expensive.