#scandalacious

Bramble, wanna go to Taco Bell?

I have a very brief knowledge of metamorphopsia, but that might be his problem. It’s where straight lines or images appear distorted or wavy. So shapes are a no go for him, he just doesn’t know it yet lol

He tilts his head at your question. Isn’t that a human restaurant? It doesn’t matter, he’s happy to go anywhere with you anyway. As long as he gets head pats and you keep calling him a good boy :)

Filming the videos was always Freddie’s thing. Brian was never as fond of the long hours on set, a marathon only exacerbated by the hot lights and the multiple takes with the same snippet of their track on loop. Brian sighed as he approached the front door, absentmindedly running a hand through his curls.

He chuckled to himself as his hand stopped short. Before Jimmy was born, Deacy warned him that babies had deceptively strong grasps and a proclivity for tugging on anything within reach. Brian figured John was taking the piss out of him and his nerves about fatherhood.

Brian was thrilled to return to his family after the Jazz tour, but he did not anticipate his now year old son taking a sudden interest in his ringlets, pulling one straight before releasing it with a giggle, hypnotized as it sprang back into shape.

Unlike Deacy, Brian saw no need to go nuclear with his most distinguishing feature. His stylist had skillfully tapered the section in front of his ears and blended it with the rest, which now barely skimmed his shoulders. While pleased with the result, Brian was still getting used to the change. Even the slight decrease of the volume of his shadow was oddly jarring the first time he noticed.

Walking into the studio, Brian braced himself for his band mates’ reaction. They’d been needling him about “embracing change” for years now.

Upon entering the greenroom, Brian heard Freddie’s exaggerated gasp, just as he anticipated.

“Look, lovies!” Freddie called, catching the attention of Roger and Deacy. “Mark this day down: Brian’s not wearing those God forsaken clogs! Brimi,” Freddie gushed, pointing at his Nike trainers, “I’m so proud of you!”

How old is he? How many previous owners has he had? Or was the pet shop his first stop after training?

Will he sit on furniture and eat with utensils? Or has he been abused to the point where he thinks he doesn’t deserve those things? Because I would make him some nice pasta. Or tacos. Whatever he wanted. And Bramble would have a nice bed of his own, of course. 🥺🥺🥺

That’s it Bramble’s getting a masterlist

This ask 🥺🥺

Bramble would adore you if you adopted him. After all, it’s what he’s wanted ever since being sent to the shop.

A warm bath? So much better than the lukewarm showers he’s used to. He would love some hot cocoa and would be extra good for you to deserve some again in the future. And a blanket! A fuzzy blanket! Poor bb would finally have the comfort he craves.

And the toys. With your permission, he’d run through the pet store he’s been living in, dragging you along and showing you exactly where all the fun looking toys are stocked. He sees them from the display pen and all he’s ever wanted to do it try them.

The general idea for this world is that pets stay with their training company for a few weeks once market-ready since direct sales are preferred, but are often sent to pet stores to increase sales and to normalize seeing pets in society. Bramble went straight to the pet shop after training, making him a pretty young pet, but still an adult.

He will sit on furniture if you want him to, but he’ll be so nervous about it. He won’t move a muscle, fearing that he’d ruin such pretty human furniture.

You: *gives Bramble a plate of food and a fork*

Bramble: *bites the fork like a chew toy*

Me: nO

I’m laughing so hard at the idea of him trying to twirl pasta on a fork, it would just fall off and he’d be sad.

But please you must forgive me; I am old but still a child. - Brian

requested by @scandalacious

Thank you so much!!

I tried to think of something Christmas-related and fun and different and I came up with Brian May and Christmas sweets (eggnog, peppermint bark, sugar plums, gingerbread cookies, mulled cider, etc.).

Can you imagine drinking eggnog with Brian on a lazy Sunday while snow falls outside? It sounds heavenly to me. 🥰

Thank you so much for taking requests again this year!

hey my dear, thank you so much for requesting a moodboard <3 what a great idea, I love it :D hope you like the result.

George did not come to play!!

all 3 of them are so good!!!!

HAHA!! No he did not!!!!