Story time
I was just at dinner with my family and when we were about to leave I saw one of those loaves of bread they give as appetizers sitting on the table.
So I'm thinking 'I can't just leave this little guy here to die' and so I just grab him off the table and swaddle him in a paper kids menu, right?
Once we're in the car I look down at the breadstick, who I've decided to call Tony, and I start to eat him.
I didn't even notice I finished eating Tony until another passenger in the car asked for a piece of the loaf.
Me being me I looked down at the kids menu that once swaddled Tony and said "Oh no! I must've dropped Tony on the way to the car."
For a second everyone gave me a weird look, but no need to worry, they went back to ignoring me.
The point of this story is to save all bread loaves.
