#savethechicagoans

1.) I was born in South Africa but am currently living in the United States (specifically Chicago and the weather sucks here please help) 2.) I've lived in 4 different countries and visited nine (that I can remember) 3.) I have really dark freckles and lots of em. (ON MY EYELIDS. MY EYELIDS.) 4.) I am a flaming bisexual and for some reason I seem to be more comfortable showing my "gay side" more in public (probably because people think I'm joking) 5.) I WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY SATAN!!! 666!!!!!!!! (This is code for: I have lots of ginger friends. I think it's a strange attraction I have for them but idk)