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Zetma: I don’t take order from an ugly Kinuit who’s sleeping with the Queen.
Valkyrie: #EXCUSEME #ufuckinwotm8 #WHATDIDYOUSAYABOUTDAIKT #mYdAIKt #whogaveyoutheright #hesbeautifulandsmarterthanyoueverhavebeen #IHAVETHEAUTHORITYTOHANGYOU
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Best out of context Act four lines
"Now that I have basic rights the first thing I'm going to do is marry Fèlari." (Daikt)
"You know what they say, third proposal's the charm." (Maureen)
"I HAVE A CROWN WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Your Majesty, I don't think I want to know how a Kinuit is like in bed."
"I know royals have affairs a lot, but man Maureen, you picked a great one! My brother's a doll!"
"MAUREEN, SHES'S SO TINY AND SHE HAS YOUR OLD CROWN AND AND IT's JUST TOO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M GOING TO CRY."
"Everyone's saying bye to their wives or husbands or children and then there's be... I said goodbye to my pet cat." (Fèlari)
Daikt: oh Karowl, you're my bright little sunshine, and Kirowl, you're my beautiful little moonlight. I love you both so much.
Kirowl: if Zachie is the sunshine and I'm the moonlight, what's momma? ^-^
Daikt: *looks fondly* you're mother, ah. She's the little bitch.
Daikt sighs. "I'm dad inside." his eyes widened. "I meant dead."Â
Maureen stared at him straight in the eye. "No you didn't."Â
"You're right, I really am dad inside."Â
"Uh-huh. Well while you're going to do that I'm going to go to the throne room."
"Hi going to go to the throne room, I'm dad."Â
"Goddamn it Daikt I'm not even your child, that's Ka and Ki."Â
"You called me daddy last night."
Maureen: I think I would know if Daikt was in pain.
Daikt: I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW!!!
Maureen: I feel everything he feels.
Daikt: I CAN FEEL MY SOUL WASTING AWAY!!!
Maureen: We are closer than the most intimate of lovers.
Daikt: I WANT A DIVORCE
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Daikt: Are you my appendix? Because you give me a funny feeling in my stomach that make me want to take you out ;)
Maureen: What the fuck
If you ever feel bad for being awkward on dates remember that on some of the first dates with Daikt, Maureen had:
Accidentally pushed him into a lake while kissing
Accidentally groped him while kissing
Accidentally almost killed himÂ
Accidentally fed him food that he was allergic too
Accidentally almost killing his little sister
a few nights before the wedding
Daikt and Maureen are asleep in the same bed in Maureen’s chambers, and after they’re going to be moved in a different room in the castle made for two (though since it’s a royal room really like ten people could fit in it but whatever.)
Maureen is woken up way too early and she groans and turns around to soon-to-be-husband. “Daikt? What is it?” she asks.Â
“So, by the end of the week we’ll be married,” Daikt begins. “Which means by the end of the week, I’m going to become a Duke. And like, that’s so weird??”
“Daikt, it’s three a.m., this isn’t the time for-”
“Just hear me out! Like, can you imagine me becoming a Duke? Why is it that I’m marrying the QUEEN OF ALL PEOPLE! I GREW UP IN UTTER POVERTY!!” Daikt is completely mind blown. “And right now I’m sleeping next to the Queen, getting ready to marry her and mOVE INTO THE PALACE! For the sake of the Goddesses, I mean, I was born in BEDNOJEM! The poorest region of the entire Ice Clan!”Â
Maureen sighs. “I understand that this is a little bit overwhelming for you, but Daikt just listen-” she tried to say.
“OH MY GOSH DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?!” Daikt exclaims. “MY CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE THE QUEEN’S CHILDREN! THEY’RE GOING TO BE PRINCE OR PRINCESS! OH MY GOODNESS! ME?!? HAVE CHILDREN THAT ARE PRINCE OR PRINCESSES?! THAT’S JUST- UNBELIEVABLE-!”
Maureen grabbed the candle that Daikt had lit on the bedside table and blew it out. “Goodnight, Daikt.” she said, throwing a pillow on him to shut him up.Â
