Reason 1567 on why I love Mass Effect: The Illusive Man: Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money. Commander Shepard: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you- I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line.
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Reason 1567 on why I love Mass Effect: The Illusive Man: Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money. Commander Shepard: I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you- I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line.

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(SHE'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS WHERE HE'LL FIND IT)
(SORRY MARK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A STRANGE COMBINATION OF DRUNK AND HIGH AND HAS TEMPORARILY BECOME MENTALLY 8 YEARS OLD)
[He actually wakes up in a decent mood until OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ANI HE'S GONNA END YOUR LIFE THERE'S GONNA BE A COMEBACK PICTURE ONCE MARK LEARNS TO DRAW]
(TAPES THIS TO HIS WEIGHT SET AND RUNS FOR THE HILLS)
[He stares at the paper for a long moment.]
..Ani.

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(Casually draws on his face with marker while he's sleeping,)
[Oh, is he gonna be pissed when he wakes up.]
+Ani;
sassy-shepard replied to your post: sassy-shepard replied to your post: ADAM. I HAVE...
Not anymore you ain’t.
Says you.
Ani, what have you been puffing?
ADAM. I HAVE SELECTED YOU TO BE ONE OF MY APOSTLES. PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE GONNA GO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE LORD.
…You do understand that I’m an Atheist… right?