#sanzee

Turned my moth plush into a bitty, had it coming seeing as I named it Sanzee lmao

Bonus pic:

Gamzee looked down at the small skeleton monster with lazy eyes and a crooked smile. "Hey gamzee, I should really get back to work. Papyrus won't like it if I keep.. Clowning around." Sans put emphasis on his pun and they both erupted into laughter. "Well, sans, I would let you go to work but I would rather all up and ... Bone you." Gamzee said as he pulled the small skeleton to his bed. Sans blushed and grew silent. 

(I accidentally started this ship so I will purposely sail it. Fuck logic and reasoning I ship Sans and gamzee SanZee away!!!)

INITIALLY it wasnt my fault. my good buddy pug aka @transsamwinchester brought up the idea of sans and gamzee hanging out in our humanverse cus, we hc sans to be in his early 20s and since hs started in 2009 thatd make gamzee like 20. let me just. copy paste some texts

“gamz is a huge stoner and all but sans is chill and they probably hang out at gamz’s house in gamz’s weird gross room and smoke weed”-pug and then... "im a terrible person but this is a plausible thing to happen when ur single and high: they kiss once and its awful”-me                 it started out great and platonic and then i just had to go there!!!!

but i didnt mean for it to snowball into all this. tfw u make a crackship and start shipping it for real (”its too late. you opened pandoras box. sanzee lives”-pug)

and please. please read the following scenarios and tell me , tell me they wouldnt work. do it. (all the following is written by pug. they are the one to blame for me actually shipping it)

“i could see them having to cross the street and gamz is like “haha you gotta hold my hand motherfucker” and sans is like “dude cmon we’re grownass adults im not gonna hold your hand” but its too late gamzee is holding sans hand”

“also them just bein nice 2 each other? like gamz doesnt have many ppl who will listen to him go on and on about random shit but sans does bc Sans Cares, even if he doesnt completely get what gamz is sayin. hes the type of dude that it can be like “[ramblings], it was miraculous! you get me dude?” “[nodding] yeah man i got you”

“imagine gamz trying to do slam poetry w/ sans. gamz reciting some weirdass love slam poetry shit at sans and sans is like “[blushing and/or sweating] dude...””

“gamz getting his unicycle out some time for sans and is like “sans check this shit out” and sans is like “gamz youre gonna bust your ass doing that” “haha nah just chi- [gamz busts his ass falling off the unicycle]””

“oh my god i just remembered that post that was like. saying how there was a class in physics or whatever and the two classmates were like “im attracted to you” “my foot is attracted to your ass” thats gamzee and sans”

“sans and gamzee joke flirting and gamz gives sans a kiss on the cheek or nose and sans is like “[awkward blushing] dude...” and gamz is laughing”

“sans driving gamz to a taco bell or shit for munchies and gamz kisses him and sans is like “dude i drive you to taco bell and You Kiss Me? With Your Gross Faygo Mouth?” and gamz is like “i was gonna say ‘im so happy i could kiss you’ but i figure id just kiss you haha’”

then an exchange with @ldefix . because i like to force my friends into things i like.

[5/29/2016 2:12:01 AM] Idefix: plenty of '''romantic'' dates at grillbys [5/29/2016 2:12:48 AM] elise: sans places a whoopee cushion but instead of a fart he hears a honk (gamzee forgot he had a horn in his back pocket) he knows. its tru lov [5/29/2016 2:13:33 AM] Idefix: absolutely beautiful [5/29/2016 2:14:18 AM] Idefix: and Gam probably also just, loses it with all the puns

we also brought up papyrus because.... papyrus improves everything even ships hes not involved in

[5/29/2016 2:17:11 AM] elise: gamzee is like. public enemy number one in papyrus's eyes. teaching sans all these bad habits (even tho sans laid dirty socks around prior to meeting him) [5/29/2016 2:17:50 AM] elise: but like. gamzee -cusses -does drugs -laughs at sans's puns its his worst nightmare [5/29/2016 2:19:19 AM] Idefix: -also probably lets more dogs in the house

extra (again by pug):

“i was thinking abt the humanverse couples and like. alphyne is the cute and relatively pleasant couple. papyton is the gross-cute couple. and sanzee is The Trash”

I’m shaming it. … Bad.