#sanphys

"EXCELLENT QUESTION! I HAVE THE SAME ONE FOR SANS. WHO IS EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU HAVE?"

*Sans scratches the back of his head awkwardly, looking a bit ashamed. Papyrus has his hands on his hips, an annoyed (and slightly hurt) expression on his face. He is not going to back down, knowing now that Sans had a secret relationship.*

"c'mon Paps, its not like that...it was a long time ago. you were a babybones."

"WELL, BABYBONES OR NOT, I STILL AM SHOCKED YOU WOULD HIDE YOUR LOVE LIFE FROM ME!"

*Sans stands, gently grabbing Papyrus's gloved hands, and looking up at him.*

"i just didn't wanna get your hopes up back then, Paps. it was so soon after...yknow...ya have'ta understand that. i was lookin' out for you."

*Papyrus's expression softens. He looks down at Sans's hands in his, and gently squeezes them*

"WELL...I'LL FORGIVE YOU! BUT ONLY IF YOU TELL ME WHO IT WAS."

*Sans sighs, letting go of Papyrus's hands and looking away awkwardly. He doesn't want to say it, but...dragging this out would only be worse.*

"...Alphys."

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Sans-parted fusions no doubt have little to no struggle with loving the lovable Papyrus. Whether it’s adoring ornamental aquariums and zooming throughout literary abysses, or entertaining chaos-incarnate for hours on end and singing the night away!

All have this in common: Sibling-hood knows no bounds!

Yes. Ranger lives in an aquarium.

"woah, bud, thats a bit of a personal question dontcha think?"

*Papyrus folds his arms, tapping his fingers in an impatient manner.*

"NO, NO, THEY HAVE AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. ONE THAT I TOO AM ASKING! WHAT HAPPENED, BROTHER?"

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*...For a moment, there is tense silence. Sans shuts his eysockets, sighing.*

"...okay. i'll spill."

"FINALLY!"

"the truth is..."

*He pauses dramatically, leaving Papyrus bouncing on his heels in anticipation.*

*......*

"...her taste in waifus and husbandos sucked."

*Papyrus fumes angrily, clearly exasperated, and stomps his feet on the ground repeatedly.*

"SAAAAAAAANNNSSSS!!"

"okay, okay, you're right. thats a lie. it's cuz she didn't laugh at my bone puns. guess you could say she doesn't have a funny bone."

"SANS!!"

"nah, nah, you're right paps. sorry, that still ain't the truth. the truth is she never called me 'honey.' so i guess we just weren't meant to bee."

"GAH! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE MAKING PUNS AT A TIME LIKE THIS! YOU ARE UN-BEE-LIEVABLE!"

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