Think hard. Which one of your friends is the creepiest?
I took a few days, and I think Aimee.
She has this weird knack of messaging me and reading my mind from afar when I’m in a funk, and she also randomly whispers lines from Silence of the Lambs to me because I shudder and get majorly creeped out every time (evil cow).
Plus, she said she “wants to see me in a relationship” but “with a husband who will look after you” and that’s lovely and wonderful and very thoughtful and respectful (blah blah blah, etc), but also simultaneously creepy as fuck because she’s on the eye for my prospective husband along with my mother