Uuuuu can I get uuuuuu captain magnum x reader general headcanons, hold the mayo and add some fluff????
One order of Captain Magnum fluff, hold the Mayo!
The Captain's a HUGE softie despite being a Pirate. He cares for you immensely.
Like we're talking a gentle giant pls just let him cuddle you he deserves it and so do you
He's not well versed in mental illnesses other than traumas from the sea; but my god he tries.
He will do anything and everything to make sure your safe, healthy and happy
"Did ye eat properly?" "Make sure yet drink lots of clean water (not the sea water that's very bad for ye)" "Be sure to take ye meds!" Things like that.
CAPTAIN SAYS SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT DRINK YOUR WATER YOU FOOLS--
The big guy cannot cook a decent meal to sAVE HIS LIFE. But he sure as hell can BAKE. Cookies? Yes. Cakes? Amazing. Millefeuille?! Fuck yeah, eat your heart out Martha Stewart!
He will shower TF out of you with compliments and encouragement; he believes in you! :D
If you show him Disney movies he'll be HOOKED. (Ayy a Pirate joke) Expect him to own Disney+ y'all and he will binge watch with you
Onsies don't fit him and it makes him sad and that's about as angsty as I'll fucking get :D
And before you ask; No. The Captain does not understand the whole "Daddy" thing besides wanTING TO BE A WHOLESOME FATHER LIKE FIGURE AND NOTHING ELSE. WIL DONT YOU FUCKING TELL HIM
