#samuraipudding

YEA A PAIR OF BIG OL DUCK TIBBIES

Oh wow, I’ve actually never really thought about this! Weird! O_OI don’t really have any ideas?? Umm.. hmm.. first thoughts that come to mind...

Well you’d probably think mars likes cute cakes or something, and jupiter probably loves cute cakes or something, and i totally headcanon Charon bakes cute cakes or something, and Saturn is cute and probably likes cute cakes. Also Cyrus’s secret weakness is cute cakes.IT IS THE ONE THING THEY ALL AGREE ON

Charon is probably the biggest sugar fiend aside from that. I just imagine him being all fancy poshman as he eats froot loops out of a wine glass.

Mars.. I can probably see her liking stuff like BBQs and steak and etc. She’s the cutest but also the toughest! She should have cliche shonen protagonist tastes! 100% lover of all meat products. Beef bowl destroyer!

Jupiter... well... she’s probably the biggest alchoholic? I think charon probably drinks too, but Jupi is the one who’s like ‘i can live entirely off of wine and nothing else’. And she probably likes the finer things in life, while charon is just like grandpa manchild who eats trash chocolate nonsense and pretends it’s posh just cos he can. (”Rowan my friend, you really must overcome your childlike obsession with sucrose products.” *eating exactly as much candy*)I have no clue yet on jupiter’s actual favourite food, though. I just think she’d probably eat her meals with the best table manners, she’d always be the quiet one slowly eating a fancy dish in the background while the rest of the admins are all GRARRR SHOVE CHICKEN WINGS IN MY FACE and GRARR SHOVE CHICKEN WINGS IN MY FACE: Fancy Poshman Version (tm)Which would be funny cos also Jupiter is the one who works out the most. I think she actually eats the most and loves food the most, she just isnt such a loony about it. And she’s always very strict about making healthy meals to fit with her workout routines, even if it also means she eats the most protein and fatty foods too. I think she’s probably always snacking in the back of meetings but its always like a protein milkshake or a granola bar, and she refuses to ever eat anything she hasn’t prepared herself unless she meticulously checks all the nutritional details....and then mars is just GRARRRR SHOVE CHICKEN WINGS IN MY FACEso its another reason they’re such rivals to each other XD

I do not know about Saturn! I am clueless so far!I like to give him a personality of being the most practical and serious one, with a hidden goofy cute side. But I’ve already said someone else is the health fiend of the group...Well, he’d probably be the weakest to cute food, at least. Physically cannot stop his hands jumping to his wallet when he sees a tiny pancake shaped like a teddy bear! Probably likes to make cartoon themed bento boxes for his grunts. Is the most universally beloved team mom to the underlings! (tho i think jupiter is like the team mom to the other commanders)

And I have a lot of headcanons that Cyrus struggles with an eating disorder, and other types of low-key self care issues. i feel like he’s so obsessed with his plans that he barely eats or sleeps. He’d probably just buy a bunch of actual astronaut food and be like ‘i can get all my nutrition from this tiny pill, twice weekly’ and just generally be NOT MAKING GOOD LIFE CHOICESI figure if he’s ended up looking so zombielike at a mere age 27 then he’s really not taking care of himself... poor bastard...The commanders and grunts try to help him out but he’s all ‘STOP BEING SENTIMENTAL’Just imagine everyone friggin slam dunking him into the nap room and he’s like ‘I REFUSE. I DEFY YOU, SLUMBER!’ And everyone sits on him so he can’t get up.Oh and DEAR GOD when he gets sick it is even more of an uphill struggle to get him to stop working! He could be in a thousand degree fever and he’d still stumble down the hall and sit at his desk scribbling the same word over and over again on his notepad, convinced that if he chugs enough nyquil he’ll see the face of god. he is ABSOLUTELY that post about combining nyquil and dayquil to achieve quil.

AHA… i had a feeling… 

*WHEEZE* X,D

Oh i see how it is ASDFGHJKL

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